I like this Shame ad at least three times as much as I liked the actual movie. Also, that 2 girls 4 hands massage sounds pretty good. |Copyranter|
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Ever want to see me do stand-up? Check out our new Events page for information. |Events|
Matt Ufford drops by to argue over donkey jizz, Moneyball, and Ferris Bueller.|Film Drunk|
30 Funny, Catty, and Bitter Twitter Reactions To DC’s “Before Watchmen” Announcement |Gamma Squad|
The 15 Best Ads of the 2012 Super Bowl So Far |Warming Glow|
First Look: NBA All-Star 2012 Jerseys |Smoking Section|
Here’s The Best F-You Letter Written By A Slave To His Former Master You’ll Ever Read |UPROXX|
First World Problems: NFL Worried About Glee’s Influence On Roman Numerals |With Leather|
26 Meanest Quotes From Reviews Of Lana Del Rey’s New Album |Buzzfeed|
The Best Football Fan Raps |Adult Swim|
Keira Knightley likes sex on her face |FARK|
20 Movie Posters that Have Been Banned Somewhere for Being Too Profane, Gruesome, Provocative, or Offensive |Pajiba|
15 Celebrities Doing Cheesy Print Ads |Unreality|
14 Photos of Alex Ovechkin’s New $4.2 Million Mansion |Brobible|
Facebook Safe Sex Ad |High Definite|
Grading the Super Bowl ads before they happen. |ScreenJunkies|
Bruce Willis told Demi to go to rehab, she said no, no no. |TheSuperficial|
5 reasons teenagers act the way they do. |MentalFloss|
A truly wonderful dance break. |Videogum|
Check out this special-edition, pro-life Walther P22. Yes, that’s a gun. |TheDailyWhat|
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What’s to argue over donkey jizz? It tastes like ass juice.
Whatevs, Erswi. I eat pineapple.
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Y’all, is Assbender handsome or creepy? I can’t decide.
This is clearly very important.
Does it matter? I’d do him either way.
*thinks twice about posting this*
*fuck it*
Is it the ginormous penis?
I hear that if you masturbate too much hair will grow on your palms in the shape of Michael Fassbender’s face
what is totaly nude xxxx? what does the extra x stand for? tranny dick?
Does this gun make my ass look big?
I’m going to need a lot more silly putty.
“Check out this special-edition, pro-life Walther P22. Yes, that’s a gun.”
What does a pink gun have to do with abortion? Metaphors aside.
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