Nice Craigslist ad there, guy, but I’m gonna go ahead and say that “I tattooed my face paint on my face” and “I do have some mental issues” are a bit redundant. It’s kind of like the Juggalo equivalent of putting an Obama sticker on your Prius. It’s like, we get it, you know? |Imgur|

MORNING LINKS
UPCOMING SHOW! Doing the comedy house in Davis THIS FRIDAY. Quite the flyer. |F*ckinFunny|

A Q&A With ‘Justified’ Writer Jon Worley |Warming Glow|

Play The Nicolas Cage Hairstyle Memorial Challenge! |UPROXX|

35 Geeky Valentine’s Day Cards |Gamma Squad|

The Arrested Development Movie Is Really Actually Absolutely Happening For Real |Film Drunk|

Seinfeld’s Acura Super Bowl Ad Was ‘Leaked’ |With Leather|

Inspired by the Chipmunks flasher, the strangest stories of public nudity. |Ranker|

Allen Iverson’s Unpaid Jewelry Bill Costs Him $800K |Smoking Section|

Reese Witherspoon comes up with the obvious Bieber burn. Still a burn though. |TheSuperficial|

21 More Reasons Florida Is The Craziest State |Buzzfeed|

Sherra seems like a nice girl who wears bikinis. |GorillaMask|

Kristen Bell has an emotional breakdown over a sloth. Still seems pretty sane for an actress. |Videogum|

Six of the oldest trees in the world. |MentalFloss|

Here’s a dog watching some ping pong. |TheDailyWhat|

A Gallery of Realistically Rendered Pokeballs |Unreality|

A University of Michigan Student Created a ‘Walk of Shame Shuttle Service’ |Brobible|

11 insane local law film commercials. I love these. |ScreenJunkies|

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