
Could this be the best tagline ever? I posted the Meaning of Robots trailer about a month ago, which, to refresh your memory, is a documentary short about a guy (Mike Sullivan) who has spent the past ten years building an army of tiny robots to make a stop-motion robot porno, and the folks were nice enough to send me over a package that included this signed poster. I mean, talk about relevant to our interests. Between the “Thousands of Tiny Wieners” tagline (I really can’t say enough about that) and director Matt Lenski (I think? I’m not great at reading signatures.) signing it “F*CKABLE BUTT,” it’s clear these are folks after our hearts. Taken together, it’s also a lot like the last conversation I had with Burnsy’s mom.
Here’s the trailer again. Language NSFW, for f*ckable horse butts.
I couldn’t possibly enjoy this more.



A.I. Anal Insertion
That was the proper title of Harper Collins’ bestselling “The Collected Filmdrunk Comments”, wasn’t it?
Brown Eye, Robot
Balls-E
Short Circtits
The Iron Giant Wiener
MetropHOLEis
Blade Hummer
Bisextennial Man
Millennium Man-on-Man
ROBOT JOCKS
Battlestar Galacti-cans
The Ter-Man-Ate-Her
I, Dildobot
I wish I had a “Fuckable” anything because you can bet your ass I’d sign everything that way if I did.
“Thousands of Tiny Wieners” is the name of my food truck.
Gonadaca
Trannyformers
The Day the Earth Stood Still, Which Was a Big Mistake Because it Had a Fuckable Butt and That Robot Was Kind of a Poon Hound.
I’ve always wondered what Santa Claus does in the off-season.
Tiny wieners
In an ass
Make me happy
Make me feel crass
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Don Ho-Bot !
Is this what Radiohead’s “Paranoid Android” was about?
RoboCock
Actually, I think “RoboCock” is going to my comment on every Filmdrunk article from now on.
I hunger for tiny weiners going into my peehole.
Must be asian robots.