I wanted to somehow incorporate this into that last The Rock post, but I didn’t know how. In fact, this picture is so perfect I can scarcely describe it with words. Something about putting your cock in a The Rock hawk, perhaps? Anyway, I thought you guys should know. Submit your own caption.
[thanks to Bobby Hacker for the tip]
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Dare to soar.
The Rock (Power) Bottom.
Rock, cock, flesh-hawk!
*fist bump to JHC
I like that the picture is in a protective 3-hole punched sleeve. I picture, somewhere, there is a book of similiar pictures.
The “Between A Hard Place” Flesh-light: For those who truly want to receive The Rock Bottom from The Rock.
There once was a majestic brown hawk
And his visage was that of The Rock
So I whipped out the Fleshlight
And humped like a bear might
And filled that Tooth Fairy with my cock.
When The Rock Hawk tells you to cum, you DAMN WELL better fill his dish.
Cum at me, Bro.
sorry, but it’s shopped… although i prefer the original. [img.myconfinedspace.com]
That’s just wrong. At least Rock Hawk is good, clean fun.
*(mocks Rock’s cock box)*
If you smelllelelel, what the Rock Hawk, is poopin’.
If you SMEEEELLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-L-L-L-L-LA-LA-L What The Rock. Is Cooking.
*Sniffs air like a mouse coming out of its hole*
Smells like wieners… and… is that eagle? Is it eagle or is it hawk? Eagle or hawk? Eagle or hawk? Eaglawk? EAGLAWK!? AWW FUCK YEAH!
*Flicks boner through sweatpants*
Mmmmmm….. eaglawk….
Flip the box over if you want to smell what the Rock is cookin’.
The People’s Love-bone
Looks like someone’s getting a whole lotta southland tail.
Dwayne your Johnson
Make me rock hard to just gaze upon it.
No one ever smiles like that when I’m with them :(
Rock him like a hurricane! Specifically, a U. of Miami Hurricane, in the locker room.
Best birthday present ever! Thanks, Mom!
Protip: prop a pillow against the edge of the bed so you don’t bang your knees and shins against the bedframe. Good to know.
This one looks like it will be a lot more popular then the Stone Cold Steve Austin Rattlesnake butt plug.
Flippin’ the The Rhawckatoo
Since His Rockness has royal blood (#1) this picture got me thinking about HC Andersen’s tale of the Princess and the Pea.(#2)
Would this representation of the Rock Hawk feel the vigorous pumping of and cumdumping in, the above photographed fleshy light?
This one was a thinker. ( And a stinker! – Brendan )
Sources:
#1 [en.wikipedia.org]
#2 [en.wikipedia.org]
Well, it’s better than using Mr Socko.
Journey to the Center of the Hurt
raw cock in a rock hawk