Not only is this headline amazing, in the picture it looks like old sweater vest is holding a couple of dicks.
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Matt upgraded his rose covered vintage western cowboy shirt to an eagle covered vintage western cowboy shirt. I give only a 7 out of 10 for not incorporating the “three wolf moon” t-shirt.
Did Ufford really describe a day spent petting dogs as “exhausting”? Though viewed through a lens of jealous rage, that was a really great video
A fair point. To clarify, the dog-petting was not exhausting. Being on my feet for 12-13 hours at a time was. I should’ve worn shoes with more arch support.
Feet hurt, huh? So you’re saying your dogs were barkin’?
Ah, understood. Now for the grown-up decision: Do I let sleeping dogs lie & leave with quiet dignity having had a brief on-line exchange with one of my favourite Uproxx writers, or do I make like The Jersey Devil and tag on another dog pun?
In retrospect, hushpuppies were a poor choice?
/damnit
Ufford is living the dream.
When Santorum grows his Gore-Bear-beard after losing the election he will look like fatty Teddy Rupskin with his little vest.
Please don’t pollute your blog with the bareback riding sweater-vested one. I don’t need politicians telling me how I should be banging my wife. Thank you.
That’s his voice? All this time I imagined some gravely whisky soaked growl.
P.S – I hate you and your awesome time at the dog show.
Emma Stone. It’s not even a question.
I went to a cumming rally once. A lot more guys than I had expected but it was still really fun.