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This week on the Frotcast, we hold our first ever Ask a Porn Guy segment with adult film actor/ producer/ multi-hyphenate Seymore Butts (née Adam Glasser). Lindy West returns to discuss how Penn Jillette called her a c*nt over a perfectly innocuous article. After that, Lindy explains the plot of Extremely Tom and Incredibly Hanks, and Fake Bret makes an appearance. 
- 00:02:50 – A listener (or brilliant actor) calls in confused by the Dov Charney bit from last week, SNL‘s Downton Abbey skit gets played, and Vince has a story. The guys talk about Megadeth’s lead singer Dave Mustaine supporting Rick Santorum.
- 00:18:44 – Adam aka Seymore joins the Frotcast. He talks about some of his favorite titles, his Showtime series Family Business, how he got into the industry, watching himself on screen, dealing with smelly ones, and answers the age-old question about spitting in gaping butts. He also takes time to answer listeners’ questions such as the most disgusting thing he’s seen on set, and ginger pornstars. Mr. Butts talks Vince into getting a scrotum tuck.
- 0054:10 – Vince recaps the Valentine’s Day showcase at Milk Bar, Brendan wants to know what’s going on with Vince’s hair, and a listener calls in with a creepy, slightly depressing message for Lindy. Fake Bret pops up to talk about his favorite endangered squirrels, his favorite ways to lure them, and SquirrelFest.
- 01:03:28 – Lindy West returns to talk about LA, Adam Brody, her internet feud with jazzy bassist/magician Penn Jillette (he was framed), and the guys try to clear up The Lion King for her. In the newest chapter of Lindy Explains the Plot Lindy takes on Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.
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Fuck Penn and his state.
Oh but won’t Penn tell us all about his Atheism?
Although starting with “what a remarkably stupid cunt” and ending with “but what a fucking talentless cunt” does show a certain poetic sensibility and metric adroitness.
I cannot wait to hear the answer about spitting in a chick’s asshole.
I’m about sick and tired of hearing Penn Jillette explain things to me. The less magic he does, the less I want to hear from a guy who’s name sounds like a razor blade.
That’s some mad hatin’ from Jillette there.
Guys, your hate is misdirected: He’s just a puppet/mouthpiece for the real jerk – Teller!
RE: My Tweets… fist yourselves.
Listen here, Jillette, you can’t talk about Lindy that way. She may be a talentless cunt, but she’s OUR talentless cunt.
Thanks for confirming my worst ginger-excluding fears. The secret is out.
I felt like he dodged the spitting question. The answer was logical and all, but since it’s a relatively new phenomenon, what happened to make it “OK”?
Good one.
Vince, only a guy as classy as you would use the accent correctly in “nee” when giving the former name of a porn actor.
Ben was exceptionally funny this one. He doesn’t get a lot of compliments, but he deserves one for this episode.
Ben is my favorite person on the FrotCast. Mad props. Thinking about getting a motorcycle just because of him.
Relevant to the last 5 minutes of the frotcast: I walked past the White House this afternoon for work, and there were a bunch of sub-Saharan African nationals shouting slogans at “Mr. Obama” from the fence. I started giggling immediately thinking of “Mr. Oh-Bah-Mah, is thees what you want for Ah-Free-Cah?!” (Cool story, bro.)
Listener was right about the Charney bit…it was just confusing and way too Joe King-y. But everything else is gold. More koi calls, more Fake Brett, and all that shit.
For the record, Mustaine had already long since turned lame and tame years ago when he got sober and found Jesus. Embracing the Republican party is just the next logical step in his road to becoming the kind of reactionary, middle-aged douche bag, he used to rail against.
The moral of the story is that sobriety makes for shit art. The drug fueled “Rust in Peace” album – a thrash masterpiece. Anything after created after”Cryptic Writings” – pure garbage.
Holy hell, is that a picture of Seymour Butts or Vince doing his best “Thinner” impression?
I’ll add that I also was not sure if the Dov Charney thing was serious or not. I got the impression by the end of the interview that it probably wasn’t, but it was funny either way. I might have missed a line or crack before the interview started that hinted it was fake, dunno. I guess that was just believable enough to be an actual thing American Apparel would do. Love their 50/50 blends though.
Hecate is a character in Macbeth.
HA! I was sort of right after I was initially wrong! Suck it, Bret!
That’s a really good Dave Mustaine impression. Almost drove off the road.
And Penn’s an upcoming ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ contestant. Pretty sure that gives him free reign to call whomever he wants a cunt for whatever reason he wants. FEEL THE POWER OF THE TRUMP.
Vince’s high-pitched giggle is far worse than Jesse Jane’s screaching. The poor audio quality with spurts of his louder cackling since he’s the only one who can use a microphone properly drove me nuts. Ben may be the ear rapist, but I cannot even think of a grotesque enough equivalent to Vince’s aural savagery.