Okay, you guys know how this works by now. We nominate for comments of the week by copy and pasting in the comments section below throughout the week. Then I let YOU vote for the winner by using the reply function for some reason.
Here’s the winner you chose:
[From The Rock wants to run for president someday]
Good Grief: Whenever a wrestler talks about “high places,” Owen Hart sheds a single tear.
Oh, dead wrestler jokes, will you ever go out of style? So email me your address and shirt size, Mr. (or Ms.) Good Grief. And for the rest of you non-comment-of-the-week-winning losers, don’t get down, you can still get a FilmDrunk shirt of your own the old-fashioned way: by trading money for it! Get your shirt here! Now available in both Irish Green (pictured) or Drunk Asian Guy Red!
And now for your runners up:
Mustafa Dystrophy: “Lets focus on the film people.” “Okay, so did you Rampart of your anatomy into Roseanne or not?
Chino Moreno: I told my prom date that I wanted to be deflowered and he just took my corsage back.
[From Russell Crowe set to star in My Big Fat Australian Dracula Detective, or Gladiator: Dracula Cop.]
ChinoMoreno: Vampire the Buffet Slayer.
[From Big Miracle flops like whale titties]
Feklhr: In Big Miracle 2: Humpback Sperm Boogaloo, Drew Barrymore returns as “Queefqueg”, an amphibious superheroine that can fire harpoons outta her c*nt. BLOW ME DOWN!
Well done! And better luck next time! Now here are your honorable mentions.
[Russell Crowe Dracula Detective post]
ChinoMoreno: Crowe’s headquarters are located in The Outback Stake House.
Moose: Dracula will prep his victims by spreading Vegemite on their necks.
ChinoMoreno: Crowe wears a string of garlic bread around his neck at all times.
Burnsy: I can’t wait to see the alien say “QUAR GOK CHEE GUARK!” translated to “You sank my battleship.” BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY F*CKING WILL.
Moose: Black Widow fights criminals by Tae bo kicking their shins and then blowing on her whistle until a man arrives.
Good Grief: “So many purdy mouths, so little time!”
Zombie, or not zombie?
The ass is the question.
Whether ’tis nobler in the vag to stuff her
The karate and liberating farts of outrageous Megumi
Or to take arms against a sea of tapeworms
And in opposing them, to pee, to feek
Is “feek” short for feces? I’ve never heard that before.
Morton Salt: You want to know what kind of porn it was? I’m guessing some poon jab clips.
That’s it for this week, y’all. Don’t forget to nominate your favorite comments throughout the week and vote for the best at the end of the week. THAT WAY WE CAN KEEP DOING THIS AGAIN AND AGAIN! Exciting, isn’t it?
I want more like this!
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