You’d never guess from the headline, but this video shows the intro to all 22 James Bond films, simultaneously, on a single screen, for one minute. It kind of hurts my brain to watch, like the time my roommate in college took mushrooms and set up four speaker systems in his room on playing four different Grateful Dead songs at the same time (making it sound even MORE like pointless noodling). But I can’t deny this is strangely mesmerizing. There are a few different studio logos, and some of the intros cut straight to the movie, while others linger on the sniper-view graphic thingie. Sidenote: I don’t think your blood would actually drip down into the rifle barrel like that. You’d have to shoot some sort of menstruating blood balloon for that.
Sidenote part 2: Have you ever noticed that in almost every movie from the past 20 years that depicts the future, future people always watch like six different shows on a single giant screen via picture in picture like this? And yet in reality, we’ve mostly given up on picture-in-picture technology? Yeah, it turns out, trying to watch stuff like that sucks.
[via TheDailyWhat]
I still prefer the Bond song with lyrics: