Oh, Alexander ScårfGod, you’re my favorite actor. Leave it to Meekus to remind us that models help people, Derek! They make them feel good about themselves. They also show them how to dress cool, and wear their scarves in interesting ways.
Seriously though, I didn’t even know you could tie a scarf that way.
[pic credit: Getty via TheSuperficial]
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… That’s how I wear my scarves.
That is called the ‘fleet skeet bind.” At any moment you can quickly engage in an agreeable session of chokebating on a whim.
Leave my boyfriend ALONE!
That pic is going straight into my spank bank, son!
He’s so hot right now.
Ok, he is MY boyfriend. Back off ladies.
Jello Fight!
Vampires wearing scarves is about practical as vampires wearing skinny belts to hold up their skinny jeans.
I was out drinking this weekend (okay it was 1:30 on a Tuesday) and a chick came into the bar with a scarf wrapped so many times around her neck and head she looked like a Palestinian. I thought about buying her a Molotov cocktail.
The Scarftown tourism board is really making good use of their budget this year!
I don’t know why you guys are always ripping on scarves. They’re fashionable and super handy. They can be used to tie someone up, you can dunk the ends in chloroform/ether (depending on your persuasion), or gag someone with them.