
Over the weekend, derivative, found-footage horror film The Devil Inside boldly proved to all the Oscar films it was competing against that reading is for fa99ots, and earned $34.5 million, good enough for the third-best January opening ever (behind Cloverfield and the Star Wars re-release), all on a $1 million budget. I didn’t see it because the trailer looked like a mash-up of horror movie tropes, and the found-footage conceit for movies is getting as old as the we’re-making-a-fake-documentary schtick is on TV, but all weekend I’ve been getting emails about the film’s ending, or lackthereof. It’s apparently rather abrupt, and points the audience to a website. Here’s what the filmmakers had to say about it:
Matthew Peterman [director]: We had a couple of endings that we were working on. Paramount did a really cool thing with that website (TheRossiFiles.com), to drive people to the website after the movie. We think it’s pretty cool, and that’s never really been done before, with the interactivity of that. Whether it works or not, we’ll see. Some people like it, and some people don’t, but as for the ending, and the abrupt nature of it, we played around with some stuff. But sometimes, in real life, and we tried to make this movie feel as real as possible, it doesn’t follow a three-act structure like movies do. Things don’t always end the way you expect them too, or they don’t end at the right time, or happily, either. We just tried to make a pretty realistic ending. What’s going on at the end of this film is very shocking, it’s intense, and there’s some evil going on, and it’s not always going to happen the way you expect it to. We just wanted to make it as realistic as possible. [MovieWeb]
Or, as FilmDrunkard Matthew describes it (which I guess is kind of a spoiler, even though it doesn’t get into plot details):
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Did you see that f*cking movie? They didn’t put an ending on the end of it. They literally ended it in the middle of some important shit, with a title card that said “if you want to know more, go to blah blah blah.com” or some shit. I had no idea that was a option for movies, I thought that was something only porn does, like when you run out of previews you need to sign up on the website to see the rest.
I don’t want to unfairly generalize about the Devil Inside audience, but I do think it’s fair to assume that one thing a horror movie audience does demand is closure. Seeing how they solve the mystery is… pretty much the whole draw, isn’t it? Again, the filmmakers don’t think so:
William Brent Bell [writer]: People seem to understand movies so much, they want something different. But, when they get something different, they don’t like it. We all agreed, and Paramount and everybody, came to the conclusion to have the ending be this. We think it’s pretty ballsy, even for Paramount, to stand behind that, but we’re totally behind that. That website, we think it’s a pretty interesting experiment. There’s going to be a lot more on there that continues the story, even more than is on there now. It’s a continuation of the story, and it will be up on there sooner than you think. Nobody is waiting for the DVD extras. We’re going to show you a continuation of the story on that website very soon.
“We tried to give them something different, so we made a horror movie about exorcisms.” Huh, interesting take, I guess. Meanwhile, BoxOfficeMojo points out that “its CinemaScore leaned more “F” (19 percent) than “A” (16 percent),” while racking up ridiculously low 29% audience recommended on RottenTomatoes and 4.4 out of 10 stars on IMDB. Which I’m sure will have the filmmakers and studio sobbing into crumpled up balls of money and hookers.
I’m bummed too, though, because based on the title, I just assumed the ghost of Michael Hutchence had possessed that chick and she woke up choke-baiting and singing INXS songs. DUNT DUNT DUNNA DUNT, DUN DUN DUNT. DUNNA DUNT DUNT DUNNA DUNT…. Happened to my cousin once.
| This week | Last week | Title | Studio | Weekend Gross | % Change | Theater Count / Change | Average | Total Gross | Budget* | Week # | |
| 1 | N | The Devil Inside | Par. | $34,500,000 | - | 2,285 | - | $15,098 | $34,500,000 | $1 | 1 |
| 2 | 1 | Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol | Par. | $20,500,000 | -30.3% | 3,555 | +100 | $5,767 | $170,201,000 | $145 | 4 |
| 3 | 2 | Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows | WB | $14,055,000 | -32.7% | 3,603 | -100 | $3,901 | $157,415,000 | - | 4 |
| 4 | 4 | The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) | Sony | $11,300,000 | -23.8% | 2,950 | +36 | $3,831 | $76,836,000 | $90 | 3 |
| 5 | 3 | Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked | Fox | $9,500,000 | -42.0% | 3,425 | -299 | $2,774 | $111,588,000 | $75 | 4 |
| 6 | 5 | War Horse | BV | $8,603,000 | -40.4% | 2,783 | +236 | $3,091 | $56,828,000 | $66 | 3 |
| 7 | 6 | We Bought a Zoo | Fox | $8,450,000 | -36.2% | 3,170 | +7 | $2,666 | $56,544,000 | - | 3 |
| 8 | 7 | The Adventures of Tintin | Par. | $6,600,000 | -42.3% | 3,006 | -81 | $2,196 | $61,880,000 | - | 3 |
| 9 | 17 | Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy | Focus | $5,767,000 | +431.3% | 809 | +752 | $7,129 | $10,418,000 | - | 5 |
| 10 | 8 | New Year’s Eve | WB (NL) | $3,265,000 | -48.5% | 1,864 | -361 | $1,752 | $52,026,000 | $56 | 5 |



“They didn’t put a ending on the end of it.”
Why am I not the least bit surprised that this guy went to see “The Devil Inside?”
How the f*** does “Alvin and the rats with good PR” cost $75 million to make? At this point, doesn’t Jason Lee work for weed and craft services?
He works out of fear of Xenu, mostly.
So basically they wanted to monetize the movie further by forcing you to a website and then forcing you to buy the DVD for any sort of ending. Was this movie produced by EA Games?
Also seriously the found footage shit needs to stop. NOW. Oh wait it wont because people keep giving money to these idiots. Fuck you America.
“To learn more about the ending of the movie you have just paid to see, please visit IMDB for rampant, useless speculation and then kill yourself.”
WASP-America will never get sick of watching movies about how fucked up Catholicism is.
When asked for comment, an archaeologist from the future spoke French.
“None of us could fucking believe it,” noted a team member who won’t be born for another 400 years.
I almost want to see this piece of crap now just to hear the entire audience yell at the screen when that shows up on it. I’m assuming it shows up during the final exorcism scene. I had no idea it was that extent of halfass. I thought only 1/4 ass.
I’ve been a practicing Catholic for 30+ years and I’ve never witnessed an exorcism. I gotta think it’s all a load of hooey.
* This one time a priest did say that he could rid me of the evil demonic spirits lurking in my backside but that’s probably unrelated. I wonder what he meant by “The Blessed Staff of Life”.
Oh great, so we can expect a new sub-genre: Haven’t-found-all-the-footage films.
The ending will be available as DLC in three months, but customers who preorder at Best Buy will get an exclusive dicktuck skin and a free boot hat.
What, you mean a Blair Witch/Paranormal Activity ripoff didn’t have a compelling plot or satisfying conclusion?
Just think about how much money it could have made were it approved by the Vatican
The Dark Knight Rises will end similarly, proving to us all that The Devil Inside was a cult gem and I liked it even when everyone else didn’t, man.
I’m just glad that this shit trend is beginning (and hopefully ending) with this awful movie. I’d be madder than Andy Serkis’ dentist if they screwed up anything I actually gave a shit about…
Mrs. Murphy: We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
Matt Murphy: Say what?
Mrs. Murphy: They look like they’re from the CIA or somethin’.
Matt Murphy: What they want to eat?
Mrs. Murphy: The tall one wants white bread. Toasted, dry, with nothin’ on it.
Matt Murphy: Elwood..
Mrs. Murphy: And the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke.
Matt Murphy: And Jake. Shit, the Blues Brothers!
FIN
The Catholic Church isn’t strong enough to protest this nonsense anymore and the schizophrenic support groups have always had too much a sense of humor. The weary world casts its eye to you, Rotten Tomatoes!
It’s the opposite of Brazzers; you pay money to see the trailer, then get the ending for free.
Good job being worse than Constantine, phonebooth fuckers.
Maybe it was just a clever ploy by those pricks that try and take your phone from you at the free screenings. Everyone who hid their phones looks up the stupid website at the end: “GOTCHA! All your phones now belong to Paramount you pirate bastards!”
Why do they wear suits? Seriously, haven’t they heard of the internet? Their jobs have been obsolete since 1999. I hate them so much.
Was it rated “ARGH for Pirates, Fuck You?”
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy ended the same way. Nobody’s complaining though because it’s a British prestige picture.
the found-footage conceit for movies is getting as old as the we’re-making-a-fake-documentary schtick is on TV
Yo, fuck all y’all. S.Mouse is da bomb. He is incredible and indelible. So, you can eat a dick, Vince. (*puts on blackface, raises da roof in silence*)
GO BACK TO FENNEL HEADS, YA FUCKWIT!
I have to agree with Dingus. I do love some Chris Lilley.
He’s pretty good, but the real showstopper is that sexy old broad working the Correction Centre
The Devil Inside seemed to have no end? I felt the same way watching The Tree of Life.
These guys know what I’m talkin’ about!
The real ending will come halfway through the sequel. Promise.
Don’t worry, this comment from the “discussion forum” on the site mentioned at the end of the movie clears everything up:
“ok for one anyone that has seen this film knows its not real but the plot of stuff like this yes that is all true because if remember ur history and realign there were wars to make plp believe and dont think a high government like the Vatican would not cover up stuff they deem to be covered up our government does it to so i believe this movie is some wat real because the Vatican did do exoticism on mental patients because they deemed they are possessed because they could not understand y they were acting the way they were”
Well okay then, that clears it all up.
I am NOT paying to watch a priest finish.
You’re a woman? Sorry, that’s the only way you’ll ever get to see it.
I think we can all learn a lesson from the little Ghandi kid from Matrix…”Do not try to try to understand the ending of this piece of shit — that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no ending.”
“We’re going to show you a continuation of the story on that website very soon”
Very soon? So it isn’t even up there yet? So people who paid theater prices to watch this shit are going to find out the ending “very soon”? Holy fuck I’m glad I didn’t go see that garbage.
I really hope this comes to the cinema I work at, if it gets released in New Zealand…We have to stand in the cinemas at the end of the movie to open the doors, so I’ll really enjoy watching the audience get mad at this bullshit.
Good. Any jaggoff who went to that obvious hunk of garbage expecting anything more than to be spat upon by movie studios with no respect for their audience deserved to be spat upon. In fact, I hope they put out a sequel and then hire a man to stab you in the kidneys as you walk out of the theater who then drops a piece of paper on your body telling you to tune in to 1275 AM for the continuation of the story. And when you ask for your 9 dollars back the theater manager should tell you that refunds are an additional 20 bucks. Then he slaps your kids.
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I didn’t know Geocities was still in operation.