
Michael Hazanavicius’s The Artist has been winning rave reviews and awards for essentially being a movie about classic Hollywood that’s also an overt homage to those movies, including an audio reference to Bernard Herrmann’s famous score from Hitchcock’s Vertigo during a climactic scene. But 78-year-old Vertigo star Kim Novak apparently didn’t appreciate the homage, at least, if we’re to judge by the full-page ad in Variety she took out yesterday that started with “I want to report a rape.” (full text of the ad after the jump)
In a full-page ad published Monday in the trade publication Variety, Novak wrote, “I want to report a rape. I feel as if my body — or, at least my body of work — has been violated by the movie, The Artist.”
I feel as if I’ve been repeatedly and coercively penetrated by your metaphors! Figuratively speaking.
She went on to say, “This film could and should have been able to stand on its own without depending upon Bernard Herrmann’s score from Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo to provide it more drama.”
Novak called the creative decision “cheating,” adding, “Shame on them!” [THR]The love-scene music from the 1958 Alfred Hitchcock film was used as a “temp track” — temporary music used during editing — Artist composer Ludovic Bource confirmed. He wrote his own music for that scene but, he said, Hazanavicius and producer Thomas Langmann chose to stick with the temp music. (Bource’s own version is on the soundtrack album.) The six minutes and 20 seconds of Herrmann’s score for “Vertigo,” which starred Novak and James Stewart, plays during a scene late in “Artist” when despondent George (Jean Dujardin) considers suicide while his friend Peppy (Berenice Bejo) races across town to stop him. [Variety]
So… let me get this straight: You’ve been raped because a movie borrowed a theme you didn’t write from a movie you didn’t direct? I guess there’s a reason you had to pay to report this rape to a trade paper instead of the traditional method, a 911 call. In the immortal words of Whoopi Goldberg, “I don’t think it was ‘rape-rape.’”
FROM THE DESK OF
KIM NOVAKI WANT TO REPORT A RAPE.
I FEEL AS IF MY BODY—OR, AT LEAST MY BODY OF WORK—HAS BEEN VIOLATED BY THE MOVIE, “THE ARTIST.”

The film could and should have been able to stand on its own without depending upon Bernard Herrmann’s score from Alfred Hitchcock’s VERTIGO to provide it more drama. Much of VERTIGO‘s music was written during, not after, filming—that was the way Hitchcock worked. The Love Theme was woven musically in with the puzzle pieces of the storyline. In my opinion, the combined efforts of the composer, director, Jimmy Stewart, and myself were all violated.
I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SPEAK NOW. They didn’t need to use what I consider to be on of the most important love scenes in motion picture history by playing the VERTIGO score and using emotions it engenders as if it were their own. Even though they gave a small credit to Bernard Herrmann at the end, I believe this to be cheating, at the very least. Shame on them!
IT IS MORALLY WRONG FOR THE ARTISTRY OF OUR INDUSTRY TO USE AND ABUSE FAMOUS PIECES OF WORK TO GAIN ATTENTION AND APPLAUSE FOR OTHER THAN WHAT THEY WERE INTENDED. IT IS ESSENTIAL TO SAFEGUARD OUR SPECIAL BODIES OF WORK FOR POSTERITY, WITH THEIR ORIGINAL AND INDIVIDUAL IDENTITIES INTACT AND PROTECTED.
Kim Novak [via FoxNews]
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Hazanavicius’s response:
The Artist was made as a love letter to cinema, and grew out of my (and all of my cast and crew’s) admiration and respect for movies throughout history. It was inspired by the work of Hitchcock, Lang, Ford, Lubitsch, Murnau and Wilder. I love Bernard Herrmann and his music has been used in many different films and I’m very pleased to have it in mine. I respect Kim Novak greatly and I’m sorry to hear she disagrees. [THR]



“IT IS MORALLY WRONG FOR THE ARTISTRY OF OUR INDUSTRY TO USE AND ABUSE FAMOUS PIECES OF WORK TO GAIN ATTENTION AND APPLAUSE FOR OTHER THAN WHAT THEY WERE INTENDED. IT IS ESSENTIAL TO SAFEGUARD OUR SPECIAL BODIES OF WORK FOR POSTERITY, WITH THEIR ORIGINAL AND INDIVIDUAL IDENTITIES INTACT AND PROTECTED.”
PS I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO MURDER QUENTIN TARANTINO WITH A SHOVEL AS SOON AS I FINISH THIS LETTER.
Homage: sexual?
In Novak’s defense, she had some big-ass titties. Sofia Vergara is, in a sense, raping her body. Of tit work.
Who the hell wants to rape a 78 year old? She should be happy that shes getting any action in the first place.
Party Dog to Filmdrunk: I WANT TO REPORT A RAPE.
What hyperbole will she resort to when she sees This Ain’t Vertigo: A Porn Parody?
I amused that she protested someone stealing music from a movie she was in by stealing the hyperbole of Star Wars fans.
Thanks for furthering the culture of not taking rape seriously, bitch.
THE ARTIST IS WORSE THAN HITLER.
I don’t know why she’s just getting outraged now, Vertigo is one of cinema’s most copied films:
[faculty.cua.edu]
There is some Heigl with this one, I remember her savaging everyone involved with the fine Liebestraum (1991), Figgis especially.
Before this gets too Pajiba let me make it clear I’d be happy raping either mannish Teuton.
The Artist’s dick is now covered in cobwebs.
You keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it means…
My name ees Keem Novak. You used a song that wass in a moofie I starred in Feefty-four years ago. Preepare to die!
She’s probably been getting railed with that music playing in the background since 1958 and got confused this time because she hadn’t wound up the victrola first.
Listen, Kim. I’m gonna tell you what my mom told me. If you want to avoid being raped, just never say ‘No’.
I want to make love to this comment. But you know, in a rapey kinda way I guess.
“From the Desk of Kim Novak”, more like from “Kim Novak’s cuby (that she shares with her Armenian and busy-body roommate) at the senior assisted living complex where here grandchildren never visit her”
Come on now. Rape, like sex in a different area code, is not cheating.
Isn’t it just like a woman to yell rape just to get people to pay attention to her?
Who does this hussy think she is? Corey Feldman?
Before reading this post, I thought rape was always funny. I was wrong.
Maybe Ms. Novak needs to STOP SHOPPING AT H&M!
No no Kim, I said talk to a THErapist.
This is why people never visit their grandparents. It’s always hyperbolic rape stories and racism towards that very cute puerto rican nurse with the big ass.
Other things Kim Novack complains about at the nursing home:
Hip Hop (music raped with samples)
Toyota Prius (automobile raped by electricity)
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (chocolate raped with peanut butter)
Tuna sandwiches (bread raped by fish and mayonnaise)
Unrelated but… there’s a squirrel shivering on top of a electric pole out back and it’s super cold so I want to go all Clint Eastwood on his ass.
How sweet would it be if the Film Drunkards got together and took a full page ad in Variety (how much does that crap cost anyways? Kim did it with a social security check… just sayin)
that said:
From the desk of Actual Rape Victims and Everyone Else,
Dear Kim Novak,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
IT IS MORALLY WRONG FOR THE ARTISTRY OF OUR INDUSTRY TO USE AND ABUSE FAMOUS PIECES OF WORK TO GAIN ATTENTION
*Phone Rings*
Kettle: “Hello.”
Operator: “Collect call from…Pot. Will you accept the charges?”
Kettle: “…..”
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I don’t want my kids to go to school with Sunnysmith. Oh wait, I don’t have kids. Well then, you just stay over there. What two consenting adults do is none of my concern, so long as I don’t get hit with the spray.