Of course you don’t know anyone with a basement; you grew up in California. Not many homes in California have basements, except the one owned by Roger Rabbit’s voice.
I want to like Project X for the simple fact that someone finally points out the hilarity of a fat guy thinking he can get laid at a party. But…But… never been able to get pass that conceit of a “found footage” film that looks exactly like someone put it through Final Cut with the explicit intent for it to be shown to others.
Ah yes, the less popular Frank Sinatra tune Come Die With Me
Results in significantly less panties getting tossed onto the stage but there’s always someone in the audience who’s willing to take their chances with a little auto-erotic asphyxiation
The following is a monologue from ‘The Grey’. Well it’s not, but I wish it was:
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a feed, I can tell you I don’t have any food. But what I do have is an empty mini bar and a bunch of empty booze bottles, bottles I have acquired over a very long trip. Bottles that make me a nightmare for wolves like you. If you let me go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you… with broken booze bottles taped to my motherf*cking wrists.”
Artistically speaking, diagonal images naturally connote some form of tension or unease, hence a lot of action, suspense, horror movie posters are tilted to reflect that.
I’m not so sure what could be tense enough about a global hot dog eating contest to warrant a bow and arrow and full tilt like that “Hunger Games” poster.
True story: Project X is based on a party that happened in my hometown in NY. The cops showed up and the kids locked the doors and barricaded themselves in the basement. This lead to a several hour standoff between the kids and cops where absolutely nothing happened to anyone.
In conclusion this looks sure to be an accurate re-telling of exactly what happened, except with more than 25 people there and excluding me leaving the party alone to go home and weep while ferociously masturbating.
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Guy’cha! The Mighty Feklahr can’t WAIT to see Timecop On A Ledge, there!!!
Not only are those crops diagonal, they’re probably not even getting enough electrolytes….which of course plants crave.
I really really thought Stephen Dorff was going to be typecast as a vampire after Blade.
he used to come into the bar where I was bartending all the time. He is TINY. Like 5’3″ tiny.
Of course you don’t know anyone with a basement; you grew up in California. Not many homes in California have basements, except the one owned by Roger Rabbit’s voice.
I still want one of the McPoyle brothers to look at a picture of Vince’s mom. Just to be sure.
I can’t read “safe” in another voice other than The Stath
“My mom lives in MY basement.”
~ Norman Bates
I want to like Project X for the simple fact that someone finally points out the hilarity of a fat guy thinking he can get laid at a party. But…But… never been able to get pass that conceit of a “found footage” film that looks exactly like someone put it through Final Cut with the explicit intent for it to be shown to others.
Even if Sam Worthington falls off the ledge he’ll be fine – that cushion of japanese words will protect him.
Ah yes, the less popular Frank Sinatra tune Come Die With Me
Results in significantly less panties getting tossed onto the stage but there’s always someone in the audience who’s willing to take their chances with a little auto-erotic asphyxiation
Is that Bobby Lee hiding behind The Stath?
“Airborne”, the movie that was spoofed 32 years before it was made.
“The only way out is to give in.” #73 in my book of gay pickup lines.
“Trust me, man, I wouldn’t lie to you about Stephen Dorff.”
You beyter not! Imma be so mad if’n yer lyin’.
That Prometheus poster has got White Michael Vick wondering…what if Michael Fassbender was black?
The unabomber sent letterbombs. This is clearly Tom Cruise.
Cyrus is totally underrated. And even if it wasn’t, it’d be worth it just for John C. Reilly and Jonah Hill’s creepy stare.
How is this the first I’m hearing about a new Ed Helms movie, though!?
The following is a monologue from ‘The Grey’. Well it’s not, but I wish it was:
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a feed, I can tell you I don’t have any food. But what I do have is an empty mini bar and a bunch of empty booze bottles, bottles I have acquired over a very long trip. Bottles that make me a nightmare for wolves like you. If you let me go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you… with broken booze bottles taped to my motherf*cking wrists.”
I appreciate the effort here.
I thought Dorff was filming a series of badass named DIY car care videos.
Brake to be followed by…Clutch and then The Wiper.
Does Robert DeNiro owe somebody money?
It’s not the diagonal soil, it’s the use of Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator that is killing the crops.
But hey, it’s got what plants crave.
Late to the party. See Tom Raskopf.
Muuuuurrrrrderrrrrah!
I thought I could watch Ed Helms in anything until I watched Hangover 2.
Also, Airborne was already made and nobody will do it better than Mitchell Goosen.
Artistically speaking, diagonal images naturally connote some form of tension or unease, hence a lot of action, suspense, horror movie posters are tilted to reflect that.
I’m not so sure what could be tense enough about a global hot dog eating contest to warrant a bow and arrow and full tilt like that “Hunger Games” poster.
Carnage?…
Dear Mr. Polanski
DIE
Oi, the stafe iz knobbin’ keeds naw?
True story: Project X is based on a party that happened in my hometown in NY. The cops showed up and the kids locked the doors and barricaded themselves in the basement. This lead to a several hour standoff between the kids and cops where absolutely nothing happened to anyone.
In conclusion this looks sure to be an accurate re-telling of exactly what happened, except with more than 25 people there and excluding me leaving the party alone to go home and weep while ferociously masturbating.
The Raven is Castle on the big screen. John Cusack is a marquee version of Nathan Fillion.