
Ever since the last episode of Arrested Development aired in 2006, we’ve heard rumors galore about a movie based on the hilarious poorly marketed Fox series. The speculation became increasingly frustrating over the last two years, as some cast members claimed it was happening while others (*cough* Michael Cera *cough*) reportedly wanted nothing to do with reviving the Bluth family.
Then in October, our nerd boners became fully engorged when the show’s creator, Mitch Hurwitz, told people at the New Yorker Festival that there would be another season of 10 episodes, finally culminating in the Arrested Development film. And we believed him because he was sitting with the entire cast when he said it.
But because we’ve grown weary of these rumors and letdowns, we need constant reassurance. Thankfully, writer Dean Lorey understands that and updated his blog accordingly over the weekend.
We’re really doing this thing. Mitch Hurwitz, Jim Vallely and I are off writing the new season of ARRESTED to premiere on Netflix in 2013. The original cast is back. There are offices and parking spaces. We’re shooting this year. I wish I could give more specifics but, for the moment, even the schedule is being kept under wraps. But it’s happening and it’s great to be back with my pals from the show.
This is the main reason why I didn’t cancel my Netflix account when all that new billing nonsense went down last year. Oh I wanted to raise a hell storm to voice my disapproval, but then I thought that maybe it was all a trick, and as soon as I went to close the mailbox on my last DVD return, J. Walter Weatherman would reach his arm in and it would be sliced off.
And only then would I learn that’s why you don’t cancel a DVD mailing subscription service.



So is Michael Cera playing Maeby? Hipster Steve Coogan? I’m confused by that picture.
you guys know that this is not going to live up to your expectations right?
Oh yeah. It’s gonna suck hard.
Glad to see Michael Cera found time out of his busy schedule to…wait what has he been doing again?
That was definitely not supposed to be a reply to bex…
I’m cautiously optimistic. At least it’s a show that was cancelled in its prime and not one that has no business coming back.
This is like Jennifer Love Hewitt doing a nude scene now. I no longer care enough to get fully aroused by it.
Much like a Jennifer Love Hewitt nude scene, my penis & I will give this a shot if it shows up on our TV
Speak for yourself, I’d take my contacts out and pretend it was 1996.
Unless this ends in some incest sex in blue paint on top of a korean boy, I’ll be sad.
{Crappy ambles up, achingly places soapbox on ground and mounts same, clears throat}
mmmMMMAAAANNnnn I don’t care! Every bit of enjoyment I took from that show has been devastated by the rampant fanboy homeristic bullshit and ball washing that swirls around it and the movie prospect. I equate those people to Justin Bieber fans
Damn, Crappy. I think you nailed it. I’ve enjoyed watching AD fans suffer more than I enjoy the news that this is actually going to happen.
sure, there’s plenty of talent there, but get a fucking grip on yourselves for fucks sake.
Coincidentally that’s how most people feel about the Van Halen reunion
Sadly eckHa, I totally concur. Might buy some tix if it was Sammy, but DLR is a bigger douche than Eddie.
Sadly, the guy who played J. Walter Weatherman died in 2007. And that’s why you never cancel a cult favorite.
And yet the Manson Family still mostly alive and probably much more entertaining at this point.
Maebe lose some weight I used to want to bang you. I mean I would still bang you, but I’d enjoy it like 30 pounds less at this point.
Will Ann be making an appearance? Or did she actually burst into a pile of Canadian change* after the fight scene in Scott Pilgrim?
*For the record, we just call it change up here
I thought you called them loonies and toonies.
I’m still not sorry I cancelled my instant streaming… I’ll re-subscribe when they’re about to launch the series again. Bastards. Damn them all.
I wonder if Fünke opened an anal-rapist office. I would love to send the netflix top dogs over there.
What the fuck is Micheal Cera wearing? Can I swear In the comments section? I wanna have a threesome with Ali whatever and Ellen’s girlfriend, is this possible? many questions…
*sits on front porch with fishing rod*