Hey, remember Lights Camera Jackson? I have to admit, I find his latest video strangely mesmerizing. It’s like eating too many pot brownies, and going down some hellishly introspective rabbit hole where time stands still.
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The Highest Grossing Films of 2011 |
Mase Allegedly Skips Out On $35K Unpaid Jewelry Tab, Gets Sued |Smoking Section|
Man Named Omar Little Arrested in Baltimore |Warming Glow|
Adrian Peterson Is The New Kirk Cameron |With Leather|
Child Actors: Then & Now |Buzzfeed|
Adult Swim’s Top 600 People |Adult Swim|
Alison Brie put this picture on Twitter. God bless her. Homina homina homina… |SuicideBlonde|
10 Things You Didn’t Know About Jay-Z |PopCrush|
The year in bikinis: remembered. |TheSuperficial|
Learn some sh*t about Iowa, motherf*cker, or else shut your whore mouth about it. |theDailyWhat|
The best supercuts of 2011. Honorable Mention: All of Oliver’s supercuts. |Videogum|
The stories behind 11 more classic album covers. |MentalFloss|
Here’s a video of someone doing parkour. You’ll never guess how it ends. |GorillaMask|
12 Things We’ll Miss On TV In 2012 |HuffPost TV|
20 years later, Marv reflects on his attempted burglary in Home Alone. |ScreenJunkies|
25 mashed potato sculptures. |HolyTaco|
Ring in the New Year with 15 of the Most Slamdamntastic Dance Scenes in Cinematic History |Pajiba|
Eight Very Realistic Movies About Parenthood |Unreality|
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I could get through two seconds of that little homo kid’s video. Brie’s pic made it all better though, I’m HARDly mad at trying to watch that video now.
I got through 9 seconds of that video. I was going to ask how the hell anyone could watch the entire 3:05, but remembered that I’m commenting on a website run by a man who sat through “Paul Blart: Zookeeper”
At least it’s easy to by that little prick christmas presents but then that would mean you would be one of the unfortunate few that know him in real life
I don’t know who this “Jackson” kid thinks he is, but he’s no Sexman. That’s for damn sure.
I don’t know who this “Jacktion!” kid thinks he is, but he’s no something something . . . give that dog a cupcake!
That picture has to be part of a stealth campaign to get more “Community” viewers.
Alison, you crafty jackrabbit. Well done.
Me meeting Alison Bree = Troy meeting Levar Burton + raging hard-on.
Little known fact: That picture isn’t being filtered through an app like Hipstamatic or some such, Alison Brie’s boobs are THAT radiant in real life.
LCJ can go suck a finger!
My god, that video is literal torture. If we all mark it as inappropriate we might be able to get it yanked from youtube. YES WE CAN
Lights Camera Jackson has no soul.
Just look into those dead, dead eyes.
I watched the whole video.
SPOILER ALERT!
He drops Midnight in Paris at the end.
Promotional strategy:
Start using that :Alison Brie’s Boobs” tag more often.
Is this text strikethrough?No YOU slow down, YOU post too fast!
Not sure if aroused by Brie’s rack or LCJ’s seductive voice. I do enjoy scraping my cock with a cheese grater.
If that kid isn’t Mormon, I’ll eat your magic underwear!
Not shown:
Extremely disappointed father clutching a half unwrapped Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.