This trailer for “FDR: American Badass” is a few days old by now, but I let it slip by and I apologize. It’s a lot like Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, but with FDR shooting werewolves from his wheelchair. I rag on ALVH all the time, but if it was 85 minutes shorter and full of curse words like this, I’d probably be all for it. Also, as long as we’re making Roosevelts look badass, I would’ve gone with Teddy.

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AHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE. |TheDailyWhat|

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