This trailer for “FDR: American Badass” is a few days old by now, but I let it slip by and I apologize. It’s a lot like Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, but with FDR shooting werewolves from his wheelchair. I rag on ALVH all the time, but if it was 85 minutes shorter and full of curse words like this, I’d probably be all for it. Also, as long as we’re making Roosevelts look badass, I would’ve gone with Teddy.
Yes, you can now have sex with your iPad. A must see, if you missed it. |Film Drunk|
‘Bayou Billionaires’ Is Kind Of Amazing |Warming Glow|
Violinist Clowns Jerk With Cell Phone, Becomes Internet Hero |UPROXX|
So Pastor Troy Is Doing Well These Days |Smoking Section|
I don’t know where Pauly found this picture, perhaps at the irony hut.
‘Unsupervised’ Doesn’t Deserve to Suck on the Tail Pipe of ‘Archer’ |Warming Glow|
You Will Never Believe How Kim Kardashian Decided That She Wanted A Divorce |With Leather|
Ralph Fiennes Reads Harry Potter Slash Fiction |Gamma Squad|
54 Uses For Binder Clips That Will Change Your Life |Buzzfeed|
Vanessa Hudgens is still in a bikini. Her life looks hard. |TheSuperficial|
“Purity Bear” is Pedobear’s boring-ass cousin that everyone hates. |Videogum|
AHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE. |TheDailyWhat|
This girl can sneeze with her eyes open and it’s freakin’ everyone out. |GorillaMask|
Six movie characters who have a better life than Tom Brady. |ScreenJunkies|
AC Milan Player’s Girlfriend Blames Injury on ‘Too Much Sex’ |Brobible|
25 celebrities as furries. |HolyTaco|
10 Super Weird Names Celebrities Gave Their Kids |Unreality|
I want more like this!
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