Most people remember “I love the smell of napalm in the morning,” as the iconic line delivered by Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now. What most people may not realize, is just how many other things movie and television characters also enjoy the smell of. Now, thanks to YouTuber DonDraperSaysWhat, have a supercut to show us. Things people love the smell of in the morning:
- Rotting cow carcasses
- Loser
- Suntan lotion
- Dragon breath
- Commerce
- Retail
- Ransom Money
- Gunsmoke
- Gun Powder
- Underage Sexual Assault
- Ass
- Fresh Med Students
- Bridesmaids
- Zit Cream
- Revolution
- Polyurethane
- Testosterone
- Desperate Librarian
- Cleveland
- Zamboni Fumes
- Brimstone
- Europe
- Queef
…And many, many more. It’s odd that out of all the things that people might choose to love the smell of in the morning, not one of them said ‘bacon.’
Also, I named this banner image “Xena boobs love the smell of,” which seemed accurate.
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That was pretty painful to watch.
Yeah, Jake Busey does that to a lot of people.
In Soviet Russia, Morning smells YOU!
Xena’s boobs love the smell of sweaty slave cock in the morning.
/sits on slave face
/undulates
Yeah, my two year old brother definitely loved the reference when we saw Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel. Because he understood the context and everything.
I love the smell of smell in the morning.
I love the smell of Mourning in the morning. Alonzo, if you’re nasty.
Thanks for featuring my video. I did actually find a “bacon” reference, in 2006′s atrocious “Air Buddies”, but I left the clip out because it made me want to punch the screen:
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There are a lot of farms here in rural Washington, and they have these contraptions that are just fascinating to me. I’m sure they have an actual, technical name, but I like to call them “poop cannons.” They’re kinda like giant sprinklers that spin in a circle and fire periodic bursts of a foul, brown mixture of water, various fertilizers, and farm animal waste. Of course, these have quite a distinct smell, but to me, it’s a good smell, earthy, and “farm-y” if you will. I say all this because, like the supercut title says, I love the smell of poop cannons in the morning.
P.S. — If anyone reading this owns a poop cannon and is looking to sell, I am SOOOO down. That yappy little chihuahua next door will never know what hit him.