Nic Cage is still awesomely crazy
01.27.12
The thing that makes Nic Cage awesome is the same thing that makes 85 percent of his movies terrible: he’s crazy. He was making $40 million a year and managed to blow it all buying snake venom and dinosaur skulls. He he named his child after Superman, and he says he took a part in Drive Angry because he’d always wanted to have his eye shot out with a gun. That was the reason. Perhaps no quote more perfectly sums up the genius and the major character flaw (which are one and the same) at the heart of Nic Cage’s personality like this quote from a recent interview in Empire magazine, presented here without comment:
philblakeman says: Is there any character you’d like to revisit? Do you ever wonder what happened next to Stanley Goodspeed or Cameron Poe?
I would like to hook up with one of the great Japanese filmmakers, like the master that made Ringu, and I would like to take The Wicker Man to Japan, except this time he’s a ghost.
Okay, I know I promised “without comment” but I just couldn’t resist. Maybe by ‘take the Wicker Man to Japan’ he just means he wants to punch an Asian chick without consequence. (I’m so sorry).
“Face… Off.”
[Thanks to Good Grief and Farthammer for the tips]



I know they are technically native to China, but if this happens…
Panda bear costume.
I’d like to take the Wigger Man to Japan so C-Tates can pop ‘n’ rock there for eternity.
I’m pretty sure he named his son “Kal-El” which is Superman’s real name, not to be confused with “Jor-El” Superman’s father.
Don’t you mean “solly”?
Does that mean we’re going to have Ghost Bees?! My god that’s a terrifying thought.
NOT THE WU TANG KILLA BEES!
Nic Cage Crazy + Japanese Crazy = YES PLEASE.
That’s… Wicker Man… what? Why not take Cameron Poe to Iceland only he’s a candlestick? He doesn’t have a prefrontal cortex he has a random idiocy generator.
Wellllll, the prot thickens.
Because doing merely one unnecessary and shitty remake of a perfectly good original film just isn’t enough.
Nic Cage:“If that doesn’t work out, I guess I could always cut off John Travolta’s face with a samurai sword…”
philblakeman“So you’d want to remake Face/Off?”
Nic Cage“Huh? What are you talking about?”
I’d be down to see The Lock.
I know what happened to Stanley Goodspeed.
He went home and fucked the prom queen.
Do you ever wonder what happened next to Stanley Goodspeed or Cameron Poe?
I love that the interviewer thinks those are the two characters in Cage’s career who’d be interesting to see again.
Not H.I. McDonough, Charlie Kaufman or Sailor Ripley? No, fuck the interesting movies with fully-realized characters. We’ve got to know what’s happened to the two-dimensional action heroes. Let’s get moving on Gibraltar: The Rock 2 and Ex-Con Air right away.
Bravo. If someone with commonsense was in charge of a studio though, where would I find CGI footage of robots punching each other?
oh sure, Scotland is not good enough for you…
‘I would like to do a sequel to Bad Lieutenant, where maybe the lieutenant has moved to New York and is investigating the rape of a nun. And then he releases the pigs.’
‘Which pigs?’
‘All of them.’
*Nic Cage finds a dirty, moist, crumpled up anime girl pillow*
HOW’D IT GET PERVED? HOW’D IT GET PERVED?
Is the stuffing coming out now?
I want this movie more than any other movie right now!
How is it possible that Nic Cage has not been a comic book movie villain yet?
If he’s a ghost he can more easily duck the Bees. Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M
My reaction to this is exactly my reaction to him saying he wanted to make another Ghost Rider only make it European. And now that movie kinda looks awesome. Because, I, like Armond White, believe in Neveldine/Taylor. And America.
I’ll never forget the pourable bees scene
Not the Beelzebubs! Not the Beelzebubs! AAAAHHHHHHHH!
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Remember: “I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.”