
As the Sundance Film Festival begins today, so does the search of every Hollywood executive for this year’s Martha Marcy May Marlene, which was the breakout hit of last year’s event, winning Sean Durkin the award for Best Director. Most industry analysts expect that this year will be one of the busiest ever at Sundance, as movies will be gobbled up like crazy by studio executives, which is good news for Vince’s debut entry, Perfect Stranger: That Time I Sat on Both Hands.
Unfortunately, I can’t offer much insight into the hype of this year’s Sundance because I haven’t done my homework. I have, however, watched one video about an 8-year old Australian girl’s struggle to succeed in the music industry. After the jump, I implore you to watch Juliet’s “My First Hardcore Song”, which I am openly endorsing to be made into a documentary film for next year’s Sundance Film Festival, because it is truly an epic work of art that crosses over multiple genres.
(Thanks to Josh for making my day better.)



An 8-year-old girl singing hardcore about her dog? Man, I feel like this video really gets me.
I had a perfect, sincere, beatific smile on my face for 59 seconds. That’s never happened before.
Especially since she’ll be invited to Sundance before you.
there’s trying and then there’s trying too hard… bleh!
Excellent overly earnest hardcore lyric.
Her future band is called “Stuffed Animal Mosh Pit” or GTFO.
/Makes fun of Burnsy.
I know that feel, 8 year old lady-bro. You wanna tell the world how much you love your puppy, but you’ve got all this pent up angst because there’s 100s of new Pokémon being discovered every year
Hands off perverts! She’s just a minor threat!
I hope she <3's Phuket for reasons other then why I <3 Phuket
Single-handedly shits on Victory Records’ entire current roster.
Amen
Well said
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