
George Lucas was on The Daily Show the other night, and while it was sad watching Jon Stewart have to pretend that nerds still think of Lucas as the hero who created Star Wars, and not as the villain who keeps trying to retroactively f*ck it up, Lucas (Ol’ Cat Eater, I like to call him) did a wise thing. With his new movie Red Tails coming out (you can watch the first seven minutes after the jump), which he didn’t direct, though he did apparently direct some of the re-shoots, including “small character moments” (a terrifying prospect, like having an autistic kid rewrite your dialog), he talked less about the movie than he did about the difficulty of getting a film with an all-black cast made in Hollywood. Wait, whaaa?
“We’ve been working on it 23 years. I financed it myself, and I figured I could get the prints and ads paid for by the studios, and that they would release it, and I showed it to all of them, and they said noooo. ‘We don’t know how to market a movie like this.’
“It’s because it’s an all-black movie. There’s no major white roles in it at all. It’s one of the first, all-black action pictures ever made.
“It’s a reasonably expensive movie. See, normally black movies, Tyler Perry movies or something, they’re very low budget, and even they won’t release his movies. It goes to one of the lower, not-major distributors, and they do well, but they do a certain amount of money, and they know what that is, and this cost more than what those movies make. And they don’t believe that there’s any foreign market for it. And that’s 60 percent of their profit.”
For a guy I normally ridicule for stuffing endless handfuls of nerd-money into his bulgy neck pouch, this was a brilliant move. Now, it doesn’t matter how corny and derivative it is, you have to go see it just to prove big, racist Hollywood wrong (meanwhile, I like to shout “HOW YOU LIKE THAT, MR. HITLER?!” every time I cut a fart). Already I’ve seen black comics I know talking up Red Tails on Facebook because of this, which is pretty weird for a hokey WWII movie. I can’t even say Lucas is lying (though I will say that I don’t remember Michael Bay ever talking about how hard it was getting Bad Boys made), even though 23 years ago would’ve been just a couple years before Tuskeegee Airmen came out (which got Laurence Fishburne a Golden Globe nomination, so it’s not like people hadn’t heard of it), which is essentially the exact same movie as this, and that could’ve been part of studios not wanting to release it. Because it’s probably mostly true. Studios always have some retarded voodoo math they do, because it keeps up the pretense that you can predict this stuff with numbers, which is far better for your job security than risking having an actual opinion on anything. So now, instead of George Lucas: Cheesy Movie Dork, he gets to be George Lucas: Champion of the Black Man, and no one can fully deny it. And so I guess there’s nothing left to say except well played, you fat overrated hack.
The first seven minutes of Red Tails. [via Indiwire]
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Lucas on the Daily Show.



He clearly added the Mr. Hitler line to please all them Jews running Hollywood.
Shit, I thought this movie was about how white people built airplanes and taught black people how to fly them…
Because, let’s face it, if it had been up to Africa to defeat Hitler, we would’ve been fighting with Da Vinci Flying Machines armed with sharpened sticks.
/Incredulous racist
This is odd, coming from a guy whose alien races are often based on stereotypes.
‘”Ol Cat Eater” is George’s new Wu-Tang name.
You think any of the Tuskeegee Airmen were involved in the Tuskegee Experiments? “Achtung! Run for your lives, ist flying syphilitics!”
If they were they could have called them The Drippy 332nd.
You’re shitting me? I just learnded something from Filmdrunk?! I sincerely thought that these things were linked…That they experimented on the airmen. I…I don’t know how I feel about this…
What do George Lucas and goths with broken arms have in common?
The both want all black casts.
BOOYAH!!
Honestly, I think this was just an elaborate apology to the Black Community for Jar Jar Binks.
HA blackface binks my dad called him.
Spoiler Alert: Private Lando gets captured by the Nazis and becomes a collaborator.
George Lucas: “I’ll show you all! I’ll make an amazing sci-fi movie with an all black cast!” *Goes back in time, gets producer credit on Pride*
In 15 years they will make a movie in which white George Lucas (played by 3 time Oscar winner Zac Efron) saves the black actors (Bobb’E J. Thompson, Jaden Smith, Gary Oldman in blackface) from evil, racist Hollywood. Oscars all around! Armond White will hate it.
“Yer changin’ them boys’ laahfes.”
“Gimme dem cats muthafucka.”
Becomes AFI’s #1 quote of all time.
+1.
You can tell Lucas’ involvement was limited because Hitler doesn’t escape from his bunker at the last second in a spaceship.
“TO THE FAT ROLLS, TO THE FAT GULLET! WE FIGHT! WE FIGHT! WE FIGHT!”
–George Lucas’ over stretched sweater
Lando: “What’s so funny?”
Han Solo: “You. Listen to you. You sound like a businessman, a responsible leader. Who’d have thought that, huh?”
Lando: “…whoa, cool the hyperdrive there, racist.”
The whole interview I was agreeing with Lucas’ take on Hollywood. He also used the “America, Fuck Yeah” card pretty well. The whole time I was watching I was like, jeez, I should go see this movie even though it has Terrance Howard, Cuba Gooding Jr. and was made by George Lucas.
Now that I’ve looked it up on imdb, it seems as though I’d been hypnotized by Lucas’ neck jiggles and there really are white leads in this film.
even though 23 years ago would’ve been just a couple years after Tuskeegee Airmen came out
This math, it’s not so good. Lucas is saying he couldn’t get this movie made 7 years before another movie just like it was made, which makes no sense.
The Tuskeegee Airmen was an HBO movie not a Hollywood production so didn’t have the weight of a studio on its back like some kind of large monkey.
Red Watermelon, standing by.
you know, I understand hollywood execs when they say there´s no market for a movie like this everywhere else. I could see a fighiting planes movie, but I don´t give a shit about the racism they had to endure. If you want to tackle the racism do a remake of mississipi burning, that was a good movie. If you want to do an action movie, fast forward the part where sgt slaughter tells G.I Hey Joe: he’s climbin in your windows, he’s snatchin your people up, tryna rape em so y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife.
Meesa thinks this doesn’t make up for shit
[i]though 23 years ago would’ve been just a couple years after Tuskeegee Airmen came out[/i]
Uh, TUSKAGEE AIRMEN came out about 16 years ago in 1995, meaning it was about 7 years AFTER the time Lucas was talking about. Furthermore, it was a TV movie, not a theatrical release.
Tuskegee Airmen was HBO film. check your facts first bro you are on the internet IMDB is only a few keystrokes away. Also 23 years ago would have been 1989 can you name any positive all black films produced my a major studio in the 80s at all? they wouldn’t have been able to market a film where black men are not drug dealers or gang members.