There are far too many supercuts, parodies, and fan-made trailers going around for me to post even a fraction of them (and for the most part, you should thank me), but I consider this parody of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close close to a must-watch. The insanely maudlin-looking movie adaptation of Jonathan Safran Foer’s novel (which has already been accused by some of post-9/11 opportunism) probably ranks just behind War Horse and The Iron Lady in terms of unintentional parody films. (And really, aren’t we tired of these kinds of movies yet?)
Point is, it’s an easy (and deserving) target, but the folks at theDickheads went a clever way with it, re-imagining Tom Hanks’s beloved 9/11 casualty character as a really obnoxious 9/11 conspiracy theorist. Brilliant concept, and spot-on execution. “A plane crashes in an EMPTY FIELD and leaves no trace. ARE WE AT F*CKING HOGWARTS?!”
I love this.
I missed my press screening for this, so I don’t get to find out whether it’s as horrible as it looks.



The best part is when the son walks in on him doinking an inflatable ‘sheeple’!
Wait, no, fuck, I meant, FIST!!!!!!!!!!!
Which one was extremely loud,
the rattle or the hum?
I love it. I want to take it out to eat at Long John Silvers and attempt to finger it in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
Cunt-rolled Demolition is the name of my new band.
Those conspiracy theorists that say the government did it are crazy, anyone with half a brain knows that the Reptilians were flying those planes.
Jesse Ventura hails it as “A triumph of incontrovertible truth-telling that will inevitably result in the filmmakers untimely deaths at the hands of the Skull and Bones.”
Filmdrunk is an inside job.
MAKING CELL PHONE CALLS FROM THE AIRPLANES? WE DIDN’T HAVE THE FUCKING TECHNOLOGY YET!
ALIEN SPACE JEWS WENT THROUGH A STARGATE DISGUISED AS ARABS AND CAUSED 9/11
First we had 9/11, then we got the Frotcasts. There is no way these aren’t connected.
The first Playmate of the Month ever to appear with no pubic hair was in SEPTEMBER 2001. 9/11 changed everything. If I wanted to not see pubic hair I’d turn off my computer.