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Not that it could ever make up for losing the second half of last week’s pod, but we tried to recreate the magic with Burnsy’s Corner, Brendan’s ideas for MANswers segments, and Joe King’s movie pitches, which, SPOILER ALERT, all seem to involve “a 40-year-old man with Down Syndrome.”
Notes, by Adam:
- 00:01:41 – Vince briefly discusses The Artist, and brings up legendary actress Kim Novak wanting to report a rape due the films use of the Vertigo score. It’s not surprising that Armond White agrees with her. Mr. White also made the news recently for heckling during the NY Film Critics Circle ceremony.
- 00:09:03 – We check out some clips from Manswers, which reminds us of Ow! My Balls from Idiocracy, and have some fun with our own fake Manswers.
- 00:18:53 – Burnsy’s Corner brings us a clip of the new star and Mountain Dew addict of Toddlers and Tiaras. We’re visited by a Miami Heat fan, and returning guest, Mr. Lee Roth. Somehow the Bible comes up, and Burnsy plays a cover of Nelson’s cherished classic by Kids Incorporated.
- 00:57:41 – We discuss commercial campaigns the insult the intelligence of heterosexual males.
- 01:06:36 – Joe King pitches us his movie ideas. Joe and Vince talk shop about some of the terrible places they’ve done stand-up.
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VIDEOS OF THE WEEK:
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Jennifer Love Hewitt sings Nelson (wait for the chorus, she’s in the middle).
Alana from Toddlers & Tiaras.
MANSWERS: AKA Idiocracy in real life.
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frank stallone. awesome
Female lead in whichever Joe King movie you end up making: Squeaky from Starbucks. She’s affectionate!
A best of show sounds good. Just for the love of God keep diarrhoea out of it.
Hey Vince. Can you help me with a movie pitch: You know how smell triggers memory. What if while a guy is taking a shit, if his shit smells like shit that he had previously shat, he could travel back in time to the moment he was taking that shit. But only long enough to wipe his ass. It’s Source Code meets meets Pink Flamingos/Buried* meets MVP: Most Valuable Primate*. Do you have any of your Sundance contacts on speed dial cause we’re gonna have to fast track this in time for a 2013 Oscar season release.
*The entire movies gonna be shot from inside a toilet
*yeah, there’s also gonna be a chimpanzee that shows up in a kids life to help him and his friends win a Peewee Russian roulette tournament.
I wrote this joke a week ago and it took me that long to build up the confidence to post it on Filmdrunk. I clicked the post comment button while listening to the Frotcast literally 2 minutes before Joe King started riffing on Gina Corona and MVP sports movies which made me feel like shit cause I’m not as funny as Joe King. That’s like a guy while he’s starting to have sex with a girl notices a thick layer of lube, semen, cocaine, excrement, ectoplasm, Parmesan cheese and abraded Unobtainium lathered across her body, lingerie clad Pokemon characters etched on her thighs, and a small tabernacle beside her bed strewn with burnt offerings (he can’t be sure, but it looks like the lamb and oxen used were dressed in neon pink gimp suits during the ceremony) and the girl says to him “oh yeah, Colin Farrell was here 10 minutes ago so what you’re gonna do to me isn’t gonna be as cool as what he just did.”
Window Licker Soldier Spy
I WAS ONE OF THE HUNDREDS (probably) TO SEND YOU THE TODDLERS AND TIARAS VIDEO. I DEMAND RECOGNITION.
That kid’s mom looked liked she was melting.
Correction:
Window Licker Sandler Spy
How could you guys not come up with House of Tards for the name of Joe’s movie?
I loved how everyone reacted to the explosion at the beginning of the MANswers clip. (KABOOM!) AAAHHHH!