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Folks, we had extremely high hopes for this 81st Frotcast, commemorating a full calendar year of Frotcasting. We had:
- New Koi Calls (that’s when we leave prank messages to a local koi merchant), the Frotcast’s most popular segment (5-minute mark)
- Burnsy’s best of the year, including best reality show contestant (pictured), best movie line of the year, best sign of the apocalypse, and best song of the year (guess).(17 minutes) Brendan also does both his Chris Berman and Jon Gruden impressions. (32 minutes)
- Patrick Schumacker regales us with his top 10 Match.com headlines of the year (38 minutes), such as “She flies with her own wings.”
- ShitMyDadSays’s Justin Halpern gives us his top 10 things he overheard from the all-women’s halfway house across the street from his house (53 minutes), such as “Is this where you throw your c*nts, bitch?”
After that, Joe King gave us his pitches for fictional movies, Lindy West ran down the year in monkey attacks, and Laremy explained his top 10 things he cooked. It was really funny, and this was supposed to be a two-part, super Frotcast. UNFORTUNATELY, Garage Band took a dump on us, and the second part of this Frotcast was forever lost to history. It’s… really depressing, actually. But there’s not a lot I can do about it now. Apologies to Lindy, Joe, and Laremy, hopefully we can try it again soon.
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really is disappointing
Jesus, it looks like Snooki went back in time and ate herself.
Yup…disappointing indeed. Joe King pitching movies? I’d listen to a good two hours of that.
Eh… I could do without the koi calls.
Eat a bushel of racoon ass, Garage Band. The ghost of Jobs haunts the Bay Area and fucks his deisciples from beyond the grave.
/genius of our time sold me a phone that doesn’t work if you touch it
No part 2? I’m gonna jump off a bridge and EXPLODE!
You find part 2 right now dammit
That was the saddest ending to the Frotcast ever.
That’s too bad. Time to buy some recording equipment.
I’m depressed after listening to the first “half” and not knowing that catastrophe awaited.
I suggest you all take turns re-enacting what happened in the missing half, doing impressions of each other and giving your own individual versions of the story.
Man, that is gayer than Gay McGayson, Mayor of Gaytown.
seriously I wanted to know about those monkey attacks =[
Nooo-OOOOOOOOOOOO!! I don’t know what you think will make up for losing that, but unless you can bring back not one, but both of my dead grandpas, it will not suffice. Color me butthurt.
Koi calls are the most unfunny thing on the podcast. Maybe they’d be funny if I was drunk, at your apartment, and was actually friends with you guys, but thats a long way to go.
I feel sorry for you.
Wrong.
I am a 26-years-old servicewoman (working in Air Force), mature and charming but still single. I am seeking one who can give me real love, so I joined in the online service —Kissinguniform.c0m—. It’s a 10-year-old club for uniformed personnel finding their intimate lovers. Well, being in military service does not mean to be lonely; you can meet the Mr. or Miss Right there.
p.s. The admirers of those uniformed person are also warmly welcome, there are lots of servicemen and women.
Recover that drive! I’m sure it’s still there.
I’m a week behind on the Frotcast, but I look forward to hearing how shitty the first part is.
New band name: Symphony of Jizz.
Vince, I don’t understand how you can hate on Wheaton for thte message. THE MESSAGE MUST NEVER DIE!!!! THE KARDASHIANS IS A LIE!!! FAME IS EMPTY!!
Does it really matter who says it as long as it keeps getting repeated until the collective energy of our disgust makes their whole empire evaporate?
Didn’t really appreciate the Koi calls until the old timey crisp company. It was magnificent.
Damn it..can’t you guys alternate the unfunny guests with the unfunny ones next time? That way they wouldn’t all be cut off if this happens again.
*unfunny with funny.
“She’s simple, and she wants all the cat food.”
I’ve seen that bukkake. It was called Catch Her In The Eye.
How many motorcycle riding jews does it take to lose epic Joe King footage?
Just one but he blames it on everyone else in the room including the computer.