Thank reader Josh for this bit of comma humor. I appreciate comma jokes, and almost all punctuation-based humor.
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“Ini Kamoze in Here Comes the Hot Pepper,” and 30 other One-Hit Wonders Who Deserve Their Own TV Shows. I had way too much fun helping with this list. |
Frotcast 84: Oscars, AVNs, Dane Cook & Burnsy’s Corner with comic Eric Barry |Film Drunk|
Ranking the 10 Most Profoundly Stupid Characters Currently on Television |Warming Glow|
Dirk Nowitzki Should Just Announce Everything |With Leather|
BUY A FILMDRUNK SHIRT! ALL SIZES! |FilmDrunkShirts.BigCartel.com|
A Hot Pocket Dispensing Xbox 360 Controller? A Hot Pocket Dispensing Xbox 360 Controller. |Gamma Squad|
What the shit is Lindsay Lohan wearing? She looks like my mom in the 80s. |TheSuperficial|
A recap of Top Chef, in case you didn’t already watch Top Chef like me because I will absolutely watch anything that involves competitive cooking. |Videogum|
6 successful products originally invented for something else. |MentalFloss|
The 53 Most Ridiculous Outfits From Paris Fashion Week |Buzzfeed|
17 Cats Sitting In Things |HuffPost Comedy|
25 completely inexplicable statues. |HolyTaco|
Adult Swim Interview: Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely Loves Gory Comics |Adult Swim|
Jordan Carver is a natural beauty. The naturalest, some might say. |GorillaMask|
Brad Pitt quit marijuana in fear of becoming a ‘doughnut’ (and eating himself) |FARK|
Eating Only Chicken Nuggets for 15 Years Lands British Girl in the Hospital |Brobible|
7 scandals more ghetto than Demi Moore using nitrous. |Screenjunkies|
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While punctuation jokes can be fun, period jokes are verboten in certain mixed company.
Hazel Jones has so many periods, she can make ellipsis jokes.
No joke, my favorite joke to tell in mixed company is “What has two legs and bleeds a whole lot? HALF A CAT!” because people are actually relieved that the joke is about sectioning animals, instead of menstruation.
It’s bloody good to see your comments.
/sorry
Feyd Rautha would kick Frodo’s ass.
I mean, if he hadn’t died via throat explosion. And was real.
My point is, Dune >>>>> LotR.
And here I was looking for a Brimstone and Treacle joke. Thanks for the save.
The worms were certainly bigger.
Christopher Tolkien is no Kevin J. Anderson.
Why do you always link to FARK, instead of the story directly? [www.contactmusic.com]
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A Hot Pocket dispensing Xbox 360 controller? That’s fantastic! Now they just need to make one that will keep working when I pee on it, and I can swear off women altogether.
No, Money down!