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If you put a fucksaw in this – would it produce iPad nanos?
I love my iPad, but not in that kind of way.
Call me when there’s a Hazel Jones app.
just get a pic of her in a jiggle app and pound that pad
Thank god for this. My girlfriend won’t let me near HER vagina when there’s a pad attached to it.
I actually tried this, but my thumb slipped and accidentally activated FaceTime, and it was like fucking myself. Sure, I came almost instantly, BUT AT WHAT COST?
An iPound? Do they need beta testers?
Picture-and-picture just got a whole lot weirder during my weekly chat with Grandma Leslie.
“Okay sir, so what happened right before your iPad stopped working?”
“The usual, accidentally spilled some coffee onto it, ejaculated into it”
So…do they make these for iPods? I have an Asian friend who wants to know.
No special iPad attachment for the ladies? It’s discrimination, I tell you!
Can I be the Master Beta tester?
+1
How long now before some guy in Japan marries his iPad?
yesterday
This is exactly the kind of shit Cronenberg’s Videodrome predicted
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH
I can’t wait for Rule 34 to get a hold of this. Porn of having sex with an ipod, with porn on it. Boom. Incepted.
I bet Apple didn’t see this one… coming….
Will Apple continue to exploit Chinese labia?
*Slow clap*
nice one. Took me a second.
I’m working on a roofie app, for when you meet one of those stuck up iPads who think they’re too good for you.
It’s the pudenda the world as we know it</em… and I feel fine…
Finally! I’ll give those goddamn birds something to be angry about!
The iPad is final flesh compatible!? Wait, oh, gross.
Do they have one for the blackberry playbook? The 3 people who own them are a pretty lonely bunch.
The only people who buy this will still spend most of their time on Tugjobs.
To think that Jobs’ Ipad is now giving Ipad-jobs.
As i matter of fact, i do believe Jobs’ last words were: “I want to put a dong in the poonie-merch”.
It would have been too redundant to masturbate with an iTouch, I suppose.
It’s the iPad no touch : (
Holy cow reminds me of that old pic of how Yoda would get freaky when alone: [www.officialdatingresource.com]
Just when you thought angry birds couldn’t get any sexier.
No way. I’d be too embarrassed to go into a store and buy an iPad in public.
It’s not unusual to see a cunt attached to an iPad.
Poonanipad
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If you put a fucksaw in this – would it produce iPad nanos?
I love my iPad, but not in that kind of way.
Call me when there’s a Hazel Jones app.
just get a pic of her in a jiggle app and pound that pad
Thank god for this. My girlfriend won’t let me near HER vagina when there’s a pad attached to it.
I actually tried this, but my thumb slipped and accidentally activated FaceTime, and it was like fucking myself. Sure, I came almost instantly, BUT AT WHAT COST?
An iPound? Do they need beta testers?
Picture-and-picture just got a whole lot weirder during my weekly chat with Grandma Leslie.
“Okay sir, so what happened right before your iPad stopped working?”
“The usual, accidentally spilled some coffee onto it, ejaculated into it”
So…do they make these for iPods? I have an Asian friend who wants to know.
No special iPad attachment for the ladies? It’s discrimination, I tell you!
Can I be the Master Beta tester?
+1
How long now before some guy in Japan marries his iPad?
yesterday
This is exactly the kind of shit Cronenberg’s Videodrome predicted
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH
I can’t wait for Rule 34 to get a hold of this. Porn of having sex with an ipod, with porn on it. Boom. Incepted.
I bet Apple didn’t see this one… coming….
Will Apple continue to exploit Chinese labia?
*Slow clap*
nice one. Took me a second.
I’m working on a roofie app, for when you meet one of those stuck up iPads who think they’re too good for you.
It’s the pudenda the world as we know it</em… and I feel fine…
Finally! I’ll give those goddamn birds something to be angry about!
The iPad is final flesh compatible!? Wait, oh, gross.
Do they have one for the blackberry playbook? The 3 people who own them are a pretty lonely bunch.
The only people who buy this will still spend most of their time on Tugjobs.
To think that Jobs’ Ipad is now giving Ipad-jobs.
As i matter of fact, i do believe Jobs’ last words were: “I want to put a dong in the poonie-merch”.
It would have been too redundant to masturbate with an iTouch, I suppose.
It’s the iPad no touch : (
Holy cow reminds me of that old pic of how Yoda would get freaky when alone: [www.officialdatingresource.com]
Just when you thought angry birds couldn’t get any sexier.
No way. I’d be too embarrassed to go into a store and buy an iPad in public.
It’s not unusual to see a cunt attached to an iPad.
Poonanipad
Sync it with your MacBook and you’ve got yerself a 3-way