Much like they did with the Mexican Pointy Boot phenomenon, Vice brings us news of the “Cholombian” subculture of Monterrey, and more importantly, pictures of their mega-sick sideburns. Finally I don’t have to worry about trying to grow them from my face!|Vice|

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Do you like sharing silly pictures and crap? Check out this new app a friend of mine started. (IT’S FREE!) I know some handsome fellas like Burnsy and I are already using it. If you like pictures I take of rape vans, this is a good place to find them. |Crowdfail|

This Week in Posters: Battleships, Ghost Riders, & Spider-Men |Film Drunk|

The 10 Freakiest Commercials of 2011 |Warming Glow|

The Robert Downey Jr. Acting Venn Diagram |UPROXX|

Before Hollywood Ruins Them: 15 Sci-Fi and Supernatural Scripts On The 2011 Black List |Gamma Squad|

Waka Flocka On Wiz Khalifa’s Success: “All Hype” |Smoking Section|

The 45 Best Mugshots Of 2011 |Buzzfeed|

Lindsay Lohan bails on “contractually obligated” Ellen interview. |TheSuperficial|

German guy attempts to hold many mugs of beer, fails. |Videogum|

11 offbeat holidays you still have time to celebrate. |MentalFloss|

Time’s person of the year: “the protestor.” |TheDailyWhat|

9 insane celebrity political endorsements. |ScreenJunkies|

Derek Jeter gives sports memorabilia to ladies he bangs. |HolyTaco|

Ashley is your bikini skank of the day, or whatever we’re calling this. |GorillaMask|

Seanbaby’s Library of a Madman – Invisibility & Levitation |Adult Swim|

A Gallery of Classic 8-Bit Mashups from Drew Wise |Unreality|

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