The Farrelly Brothers’ passion project, Three Stooges (once set to star Sean Penn, Jim Carrey, and Benicio Del Toro, if you can believe that) finally has a trailer, and I’ll be honest, I didn’t know whether to stoke the fires of righteous disbelief with a screencap of Snooki, or stoke your boners with a picture of Kate Upton in a bikini. Decisions, decisions. In the end I tried to have it both ways, which I realize now is probably really confusing.
Left on a nun’s doorstep, Larry, Curly and Moe (Sean Hayes, Will Sasso, Chris Diamantopoulos), grow up finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking and woo-woo-wooing their way to uncharted levels of knuckleheaded misadventure. Out to save their childhood home, only The Three Stooges could become embroiled in an oddball murder plot…while also stumbling into starring in a phenomenally successful TV reality show. [Apple]
I guess the big question is, will it be an abortion, a disaster, a travesty, or just a mild blaspheming? Let’s find out!
I dunno, call me crazy, but I’m not completely disgusted. A whole movie of guys doing Three Stooges impressions is such an awful idea to begin with that actually seeing the execution is more just sort of a shrug. Shrugsville, USA, population me. I mean, the cameos are awful (really, guys? Mo with a Jersey Shore tan? that’s worse than something Seltzer/Friedberg would’ve come up with), but the slapstick isn’t the worst thing in the world. Eh. Meh. Feh. (*fartnoise*) There’s really no reason to waste more words on it than this. Especially since I think this cat sums up my feelings quite adequately:
Me too, Chill Cat. Me too.
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this movie looks as horrible as I thought it would be, but Kate Upton is giving me a righteous boner.
Someone needs to take Upton away from the cheeseburgers…that bitch isn’t adhering to the unnatural standard of beauty I’ve been masturbating to for 20 years.
Larry David as a nun? I’m in.
But are they on a mission from God?
Lol, sorry. When you have to put reality stars into a film about the most iconic comedy trio in history, the only joke is on you.
KATE UPTON IS A FAT DISGUSTING MONSTER!!!
Sorry, force of habit.
Why was Snooki so shocked? Surely, by now, she’s used to receiving fingers in her box.
I can’t wait for the full length trailer to find out what 20-year-old hip-hop song they will plunder for comedy gold this time!
Kate Upton needs to lay off the Jesus crackers.
Blasphemy!
I thought we learned this lesson with “Brain Donors.”
An entire 1:46 without a single record scratch? Call your Mother, Farrelly brothers. I’m sure she’d be proud
Kate Upton coming out of a pool… but then there’s Snooki… but then somebody pokes her in the eye… *Sigh*… FilmDrunk, you confuse the hell out of my penis, but I just can’t quit you
Chill Cat can’t even be bothered to cover her eyes. She’s my hero.
I’m a sucker for slapstick, so I might be the only one here who will like this. Kate Upton deserves an Oscar*.
* Oscar is what I call my dick.
I’m glad it sticks to the tried and true Big Red Text method:
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you shut your mouth Butthorn, Brain Donors is an American classic!
Vince must have challenged Bruns to thumb wrestling to capture an Upton post from his grasp!
Kate Upton…Mmmmm sacrilicious
Will Sasso was born to play this role, just like Peter Weller was born to be Robocop. I’m not sure what that means, but you can’t deny it.
That dynamite gig wasn’t half bad!
Hold on, I think I’m getting something… Yes, there’s definitely a presence, a voice coming through from the other side. It seems to be saying something… Yep, it’s saying: ‘This is not who we are and this is not OK. Oh, and your mother’s still a whore in the afterlife.’ Huh, don’t know what that was about.
Tom Cruise will do a surprise cameo, so long as there aren’t any Hayes in here.
Mother fuck the Farrelly Brothers. Mother fuck them right in their stupid mother fucking assholes.
After Hall Pass I swore I’d never waste my time on them again….and I am still comfortable with that vow.
Mother fuckers.
Bikini?
Hall Pass wasn’t a return to form for the Farrely’s or anything, but at least it showed that there still might be hope. That said, this wasn’t as bad as I expected. And with that said, my expectations were pretty low so I don’t really know how I feel. Someone hold me?
Hall Pass was a fucking abortion.
mmm, nah, I’ll just leave this here [www.google.com.ar]
I’m honestly afraid to press play.
I’ve seen worse ideas turned onto good movies.
I’ll be shocked if this is one of them.
Here I go.
Well, I must say. That felt like a Three Stooges movie. Is it longer than 15 minutes?
It is?
No thanks.
Doppler Stormtracker Wizard at Large
Hall Pass wasn’t a return to form for the Farrely’s or anything, but at least it showed that there still might be hope.
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Fuck. You.
I haven’t seen Hall Pass but I did catch The Heartbreak Kid. Watching that movie was like having a hot girl laugh at your penis and I know that feeling all…too…well.
/mixes Enzyte with Wild Turkey.
Carcetti – But if we-…..uhh……But how can you?….So this means that uhh…but….but why?….So just let me, understand this, em, I’ve been going out there for weeks, slamming the studio heads for their neglect of this movie, how we will stop at nothing, to find the person responsible for this movie, preying on the stupid
Assistant to the Mayor – Jesus Christ
Brundlefly Swatter
I haven’t seen Hall Pass but I did catch The Heartbreak Kid. Watching that movie was like having a hot girl laugh at your penis and I know that feeling all…too…well.
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If that’s where The Heartbreak Kid ranks, then Hall Pass is like having a fat pimply female midget with only 1 leg laughing at your penis.
The Heartbreak Kid and Stuck On You were abortions. Hall Pass was at least a prom night dumpster baby.
@TFBuckFutter Good stuff. Thanks for coming out.
Doppler, Heartbreak Kid was Citizen Kane compared to Hall Pass. They get worse and worse with EVERY SINGLE offer. Not only was Hall Pass shit, it was ridiculously derivative transparent shit. All their “shock” humor they tried fell flat because it was all played out in 5 other movies released in the last 2 or 3 years.
Look at the order….
Dumb Dumber = Awesome
Kingpin = Underratedly awesome
There’s Something About Mary = Mostly awesome but a little slow
Outside Providence = Really great but kind of niche
Me Myself and Irene = Pretty good, but you can start to see the cracks
Say It Isn’t So = WTF? Ok….you’ve earned one giant miss
Shallow Hal = Kind of good…not great, but at least they’ve righted the ship
Stuck on You = A couple laughs but not as good as Shallow Hal
Fever Pitch = Forgettable but not bad
The Heartbreak Kid = Pretty bad.
Hall Pass = Shit
Seriously, after Hall Pass I won’t even illegally download their movies because they aren’t worth my TIME. They haven’t been worth my money since MAYBE Shallow Hal.
Snooki’s used to taking jabs in the face.
@TF
What? No mention of “The Ringer?”
Thank you for that.
This has all the markers of a stupid hollywood remake, but slapstick doesn’t get much play these days. It might be fun to watch three grown men hurt each other for 2 hours. It looks like they are keeping the action pretty true to the original. I mean it obviously is no Brain Donors, but it might be worth while.
I’ve seen the trailers, and the movie does look funny. I’m treating this movie as paying homage to the Stooges, true comedic icons. I think that most of us are in agreement that no one can replace them, but I think what this movie is trying to do is keep their legacy alive, while attempting to appeal to the new generation. It has to be modernized so that the yutes of today can better understand what the Stooges were all about. With the Farrelly Brothers at the helm, they might be able to pull that off.
Mel Gibson’s TV movie in 2000 was, IMO, very well done (but had a serious undertone). I think that this movie is trying to go into a different direction and keep true to the comedic spirit of the Stooges. I hope it does. We’ll have to wait and see. Here’s hoping that it’s a winner at the Box office.