I know this isn’t strictly movie-related, but I posted part one of Mediocre Films‘ fake shopping list sketch/prank last week, and it was kind of a hit. Watching part 2, I find my enthusiasm for the concept has not waned. It’s so simple and yet so brilliant — the guys give each other a list of fake products, and they have to see how many they can ask about before the Wal Mart clerk walks away. Frankly, I’m pissed I didn’t think of this first.
Some of my favorite fake products:
- Baby’s First Pee Set
- Sassy Señorita Cereal
- Cankle Drops
- Stove Babies
- Dr. Normal’s Condoms for One
- Safety Corn
- Pork Muffs
My favorite exchange: “Pork muffs?” “Yeah, it’s for pigs’ ears.”
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If you really want to see some bullshit, ask for Zune peripherals/accessories at Radio Shack! More like Radio Forshak!
No, really, ask this fucking Radio Shack guy! Little fucker is right here in His trunk… “You like the smell of dead cheerleader you snotty little cunt? THIS KLINGON HAS GOOD INSURANCE ON HIS KIA, HE WILL TORCH THE FUCKING THING! gaH Soq’Be, you and your baktag hipster friends probably “occupy” the Mac store at Best Buy when you’re off duty, huh? THERE IS NO SANTA!”
funny but not original. This is a gag that Jonathan Brandmeier has been doing for years on the radio in Chicago.
I don’t care, that was hilarious.
That reminds me, I need to pick up a case of Hienie Huggers, some Cob Shaggerz and a tub of Snuffernuttle.
“No No No No.” My girlfriend should open a store.
Ceiling Carpet FTW. Dear Paramount, please forward what I paid for “Dinner For Schmucks” to these people. Thank you.
Excuse me, I was wondering where I can find the Van Damme elbow-stretch turtlenecks and the feminine-odor incense sticks? Are they sold separately now?… Didn’t used to be.
Come to think of it, I might also need one of those mongoloid scratching posts you guys have been advertising if I can’t find a vacuum pump for my boob milk parlor. Would that be in maternity or auto & tires?
I hear they’re making a film version of “The Turgid Swede” with Rooney Mara, Daniel Craig, and a six-foot inflatable møøsecøck.
You guys don’t offer a discount on meatfruit or tickle butter for the holidays do you? No? Would the ‘Dance for Daddy’ play set be in toys?
It seems like people like this! “Fake Shopping Lists Part II” In theaters March 3rd.
Everyone knows you go to Williams-Sonoma for flesh gravy.