The Dark Knight Rises just released this new poster, “THE LEGEND ENDS”, featuring Bane and Batman’s mask going all Phantom of the Opera, and since I’m currently curled up in a little ball hoping whatever foul demon that has infected my stomach cavity will go away, there was really no reason for me not to post it on a Saturday. Not like I have anything better to do. Except poop water.
FYI, the six-minute prologue of DKR will play in advance of 70mm IMAX screenings of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (also the name of the seventh book of the Scientology bible).
Anyway, sweet poster. Though the white rain does sort of remind me of this cartoon:
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So thats where I left my mask.
Hey Bruce. How’s the back?
That’s not rain. That’s the roping jizz of a legion of fanboys when they see this poster.
Seeing New Year’s Eve three times in a row will do that to your bowels.
/loves rumor starting
//get better
As a budding homosexual, I was hoping for a Johansson-esque focus on the buttocks, with the tagline The Legend’s End.
Vance… my husband read the first paragraph to me… I too have been in your position. Started a week ago Friday. Today is the first day I feel half way human. Just a word of advice… Don’t trust any fart or pick up anything heavy! Good luck. I do suggest getting strong drugs.
Vince!!!! Not Vance. See what happens after pooping water for a week!
A ne wpost on Saturday? Dor sho gha! Everyone likes surprises.
White rain? Oh I just thought it was nerds jizzing.
Fuck cash bailey beat me to the punchline. We spend too much time on this site!
Why is Batman writing a letter to himself, but from Robin..? Or is that Robin wearing Batman’s jizz filled mask while writing some kind of post-masturbatory regret suicide letter? I feel bad for Alfred.
Vince, I’m not sure what kind of lifestyle you lead, and I’m not making any kind of judgement, or accusation, but I recommend getting tested for aids.
Batman/Dickbut cartoon or GTFO
So, is this Bane guy supposed to be the “bane of Batman’s existence” or something?… Oh shit, was that a spoiler? I may have just ruined the movie for everyone. Sorry.
who was that guy that pissed me off earlier? I can still find that saw in teh shed!!! FUCKING KILL YOU! Fucking sunnuvabitch!
Speaking of Sin City….