I know that for people who don’t enjoy Tim and Eric, Tim and Eric are basically the antichrist. So to those people, go grab a bagel or something, and meet us back here in an hour. For the rest of us…. EEEEEEEEEEEEE! Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie has a trailer. Me too much excited for write. Here, make bullet point list:
- Robert Loggia cutting off an old lady’s finger
- “Chef Goldblum”
- Dick forehead (James Franco may sue)
- Guy exploding a la Brian De Palma’s The Fury (aka the best scene of all time)
- Taquito!!
- Shrim
That’s right, some of the best selling points for Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar movie include “taquito” and “shrim,” and I’m not going to try to defend that at all. This looks awesome.
via IGN
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Robert Loggia is alive? Well, that’s good.
Improbable bucket list item: Get Robert Loggia to threaten to eat my fucking heart
I really want to like Tim & Eric, I really do. Maybe I’m missing something. I’ve watched the show a bunch of times, I’ve read reviews that call it brilliantly weird, friends have explained to me why I should love it, but I just can’t wrap my head around it. I feel like back in college my life would have revolved around it. Maybe it’s because I’m getting older. Maybe it’s because I have a kid now and watch way too much Disney Channel. Maybe it’s because I’m sane, or maybe not quite as sane as I think I am. Anyway, you folks enjoy yourselves, I’ll be back in about an hour.
*slowly chews on bagel, wishes he had met Chef Goldblum twenty years ago*
Can He still have a few of them bagels even if He likes it? Not that it would take much to make Him hate them:
“Fek, Tim and Eric are rommies!”
“Guy’cha! Fuck those guys and hand Him the shmear!”
Its been an hour and this shit is still hereeeeeee
Maybe it’s because I have a kid now
Bingo. That’s it. For most men who are mentally stable, children are the scourge of all that is enjoyable.
/Sanduskied
i tried watching fantastic mr fox yesterday and i had to turn it off. *high pitched queer voice* “NOT Funnnnieee!”
They’ve even got that dickless guy from Ghostbusters.
Yeah some of the bits are painfully unfunny but if you can’t laugh at Robert Loggia cutting off an old lady’s finger, or Zach Galifianakis telling a group of children, “You’re not a person unless you’re acting!”, well then you have simply lost your way in life.
Either you like Tim and Eric, or you don’t. Or you think they’re okay.
I still just want to know if you really gotta pee in a girls mouth to make babies…
Oh my god i need this movie in my eye holes as soon as humanly possible.
*sticks fingers in nostrils*
Y’all know where I can get some iced tea?
/runs off in jean shorts to snuggle people
This movie has Wet Hot American Summer written all over it: $6,000 box office; legendary cult following on DVD that inspires memes and gifs. Hopefully all memes and gifs are of Paul Rudd.
Either you like Tim and Eric, or you don’t. Or you think they’re okay. Or you don’t care one way or the other. I think they’re alright. I’m sure if was high when I saw some of their stuff I’d think they were comedic gods.
It’s like if you took Kids in the Hall and fed them a bunch of acid, and only Dave Foley and Scott Thompson survived, but Scott Thompson sort of morphed and got fatter and taller and hard of sight, and um… Yeah, it’s actually a lot different than… Than that.
Not even going to try and make a joke since it won’t be nearly as funny as this trailer.
Holy shit that looks terrible. Fuck.