Earlier today I sort of pissed and moaned about all the boring biopics Hollywood makes, but I don’t really include Spielberg’s upcoming Lincoln in that complaint, if only because MOTHERF*CKING TOP HATS ARE THE MOTHERF*CKING SH*T, SON. Anyway, thanks to the Richmond Times-Dispatch, we have this latest shot of Daniel Day-Lewis going full top hat with Señor Spielbergo. If I had to guess how it went down, I bet the incorrigible method actor Day-Lewis was in the middle of some big speech, like, “I feel how weak and fruitless must be any word of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering…”
And Spielberg was like, “Hey, Rail-Splitter, could you just put in your goddamned lunch order already? The crew’s starving.”
That’s not an extra on Spielberg’s right, by the way, he has a special assistant who bayonets poor people any time they get too close.
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Hey, when a guy quits acting to become a cobbler, and then goes back to acting after realizing he’s a fucking cobbler, you respect his craft.
Daniel Day-Lewis is so committed to his craft when he’s not filming scenes as Lincoln he’s playing out the remainder of the day as if he were Time Lincoln.
Daniel Day-Lewis is so committed to his craft he went on an all-wood diet so as to produce nothing but proper Lincoln logs.
Daniel Day Lewis is so committed to his craft he only drinks milkshakes made from dead rabbits. A Baskin Robbins manager once refused to make one so DDL shot him in his left foot with a flintlock rifle.
I need another picture of Daniel Day-Lewis as Abe Lincoln like I need a hole in my head.
Googling Lincoln and frottage only delivers 276,000 results, America I am disappoint. Hey, Rail-Splitter indeed.
Jesus Vince do you ever check facts? Señor Spielbergo is NON-union,that crew isn’t being taken out for coffee let alone a hot meal.
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Bayonets are hardcore.