- Hey, I’m a child of same sex parents, gimme a break!
- I’m fucking serious. It’s fucking over, us, this is no joke. I don’t think we should see each other any more.
- But your Facebook friends are my Facebook friends and my Facebook friends are your Facebook friends. I really don’t think it would work. You have a little something…
- I know that your Facebook friends are my Facebook friends and, uh… I’ve thought about that. You can have ‘em.
- I have to return some Netflix DVD’s. I have to return some Red Box rentals.
Finally you can keep this one exactly as it was in the original :
- What does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas? And don’t say breast implants again.
Someone should make a photoshop pic of Bale doing situps with the tv on, but instead of the end of Texas Chainsaw playing, it’s Jersey Shore/Rebecca Black/some other annoying bitches.
-New MySpace layout. What’dya think? Graphic artist finished it yesterday.
-Good coloring.
-That’s bone. And the font is called Helvetica.
-That’s very cool Bateman, but that’s nothing. Eggshell, with Comic Sans MS font. Whattaya think? I can’t believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten’s layout to mine.
Bah, wait.. MySpace isn’t fucking up to date for 2011. a;dlfkja;sdf I’ll try again.
Oh man, Skooch, I saw that movie. It was crap-tacular.
And I for one am shocked, SHOCKED that Ellis would be behind the retelling of a regurgitated zeitgeist updated to pander to a new generation who might be willing to pay for his nasty coke whore habit*
Bateman: Do you like Nickleback?
Paul Allen: They’re ok.
Bateman: Their early work was a little to hard rock for my tastes, but when Silver Side Up came out in ’01 I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
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-When was the last time you were with Paul Allen?
-We’d gone to see…the new Adam Sandler movie. It was a laugh riot.
I like di-sexting girls. Did you know I’m utterly
insaneinane?I think the Pluto ending hits pretty fucking hard.
Don’t just look at it; eat it. Then make her do the goatse pose.
Your @ reply was sufficient, Luis
Do you take Paypal? Just kidding.
There was no ad on Craigslist. I think you should go now.
- Hey, I’m a child of same sex parents, gimme a break!
- I’m fucking serious. It’s fucking over, us, this is no joke. I don’t think we should see each other any more.
- But your Facebook friends are my Facebook friends and my Facebook friends are your Facebook friends. I really don’t think it would work. You have a little something…
- I know that your Facebook friends are my Facebook friends and, uh… I’ve thought about that. You can have ‘em.
- I have to return some Netflix DVD’s. I have to return some Red Box rentals.
Finally you can keep this one exactly as it was in the original :
- What does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas? And don’t say breast implants again.
I don’t really “get” Lady Gaga; too artsy.
Fake trailer for the original is really funny
http://youtu.be/um6SVI5JV1k
If there’s anything – ANYTHING – that should have stayed in the 80s/early 90s, it’s everything associated with Bret Easton Ellis.
I’ll spit on him if I see him in the street.
Someone should make a photoshop pic of Bale doing situps with the tv on, but instead of the end of Texas Chainsaw playing, it’s Jersey Shore/Rebecca Black/some other annoying bitches.
Was there this much outrage over the Mila Kunis straight-to-DVD sequel? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283877/
-New MySpace layout. What’dya think? Graphic artist finished it yesterday.
-Good coloring.
-That’s bone. And the font is called Helvetica.
-That’s very cool Bateman, but that’s nothing. Eggshell, with Comic Sans MS font. Whattaya think?
I can’t believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten’s layout to mine.
Bah, wait.. MySpace isn’t fucking up to date for 2011. a;dlfkja;sdf I’ll try again.
-Not quite a poof, is it? More of a Bumpit.
I was there in the 80′s. They weren’t that good.
Oh man, Skooch, I saw that movie. It was crap-tacular.
And I for one am shocked, SHOCKED that Ellis would be behind the retelling of a regurgitated zeitgeist updated to pander to a new generation who might be willing to pay for his nasty coke whore habit*
*assumed coke whore habit
I’m all for the modernization of the church, but those nasty coke whore habits really are a bit much.
/blacks out
//wakes up
“Regurgitated zeitgeist”? Methinks it’s Michelle with the MFA from Colombia amirite?
Pluto will always be a planet! Do you here me God? ALWAYS!
Bateman: Do you like Nickleback?
Paul Allen: They’re ok.
Bateman: Their early work was a little to hard rock for my tastes, but when Silver Side Up came out in ’01 I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
Why, spank you very much Mr. Farthammer!
*tips hat, falls down stairs.
hitler isn’t happy about the proposed american psycho remake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbzZybTbqZc