Completing the you’re-f*cking-old trifecta, J. Lo is in talks to play Carmen Sandiego, Dippin Dots (ice cream of the future) filed for bankruptcy, and today Ralph Macchio turned 50. Also? Karate Kid came out 27 years ago. You’re dying one second at a time! Cue montage! On the plus side, Ralph Macchio still looks pretty good. This was taken this year:
I don’t know what his anti-aging secret is, but I assume it’s the karate.
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Sweep the hip.
really 27 years? With the way bill simmons writes I assumed that movie came out, well every 4 months since 1999
Steven Seagal taught Mr. Miyagi the crane kick in Japan during World War II
Hundreds of hack writers wait with baited breath for Ralph Macchio to pass away so they can be the first to post the headline “Get Him a Body Bag.”
Wait, unless my maths fail me that means he was 22-23 when they filmed it? How can that be possible?
More wacks off than wax on. Science says it’s good for you.
He did a guest spot on Entourage, so technically he’s only alive on the outside.
The Cobra Kai have aged too. New motto: Strike First Strike Hard Matlock.