In a stunning and unprecedented display of good taste, fans of Tyler Perry have threatened to boycott the cross-dressing schmaltz-peddler’s latest film, The Marriage Counselor, over his decision to cast Kim Kardashian, the patron saint of sham weddings. It seems many of Perry’s fans are good Christian folk, and object to him feeding yet more fame to a vile succubus whose giant vulgar ass the devil put on Earth to lead good black athletes unto temptation. Either that or they’re just jealous.
Some comments from his website:
“Mr. Perry as much as we the middle class black folks love u!!! I have made my mind up on your next movie. Me and my wife and children will NOT be supporting you on this one. You are way to classy to have this un-talented lady name Kim Kardashian in your film, She only uses our black brothers for money,sex!!!!! What kind of role model is she and again sir WHY??? All the black actresses out there needing work and you choose this negitive person how sad.”
Dear Mr. Perry: I am a HUGE fan (and believe me when I say that). I, like many of your other fans am so disappointed that you chose Kim Kardashian to be in one of your movies. There are so many talents out there just waiting for an opportunity that needs the work (and money) desperately! Kim needs neither. The only thing she’s known for is s*x and being money hungry. She has absolutely no substance or character to herself.”
Seriously? You had to censor “sex?” I suppose you can never be too careful. Meanwhile, this was by far my favorite comment:
“Please remove Kim K from the cast! I will not support you casting this cumbucket in your film.”
Aw man, if there’s a better insult than “cumbucket,” I don’t know what it is.
For his part, Perry is standing by his decision, telling TMZ that “She is scheduled to work as planned.” His fans won’t be happy, but then again, what would Jesus do? He probably wouldn’t abandon Mary Magdalene just because she got peed on by Brandy’s brother and then sold the video. Kardashian also looks to be a lock for Perry’s next film, “For Cumbuckets Who’ve Considered Marriage When the Sex Tape is Enuf.”
[via HuffPo]
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“Aw man, if there’s a better insult than ‘cumbucket,’ I don’t know what it is.”
Apparently you’ve never heard of a cumdumpster
I like “bucket” better than “dumpster.” More harsh consonant sounds.
Cumgoblet?
Jizzcasket?
Sploogehamper?
They act like his movies are classy or something
That Kim corrupts those fine outstanding law abiding black athletes with her Armenian booty. How can they find the redemption of a strong black woman when all they want to do is ‘get all up in those guts’?!
I don’t know what was more painful for these Tyler Perry fans: boycotting their favorite filmmaker or defending Ray J
… as much as we the middle class black folks…
Wait a second, I was told the middle class is dead. OH MY GOD, OBAMA GAVE THE MIDDLE CLASS TO BLACK PEOPLE!
Can a woman really use a man for sex? I don’t think she tricked Ray J into filming her choking on his dick. The only thing he wasn’t comfortable with was the lack of an HD camera.
I’m not even sure cumbucket is an insult in that culture. Black folks confuse me.
The problem isn’t that Kim K has no substance but rather that all of that substance resides below her waist
Those fried chicken buckets are always so easily reused, apparently.
I think Kim Kardashian is more of a cum forty ounce
In other news, “boycott” is what Tyler Perry calls his four poster bed.
Whatever. All Tyler Perry movies are the same. This is a change. People don’t like change. Especially black people who need Tyler Perry to tell them that faith, family, friends and the love of a beautiful Nubian Princess are more important than material wealth or casual sex.
And white women.
I’m sorry Tyler, I didn’t get the message you were trying to deliver in your last 50 films. Can you make another one just like it? And throw yourself in wearing a dress and waving a gun. That never gets old. Tee hee. Shoot me.
I would like to say that fully support Bobby Big Wheel’s assertion that “cum dumpster” is a better insult than “Cum bucket.”
My thesis: Awesome things are found in buckets sometimes like gin buckets or KFC buckets, where as dumpsters just contain trash and dead hookers.
(Bobby, us commenters with hockey violence as our profile photo have to stick together)
Amen, giantcowofdoom. Also, I’M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG.
“Cum bucket” is better than “cum dumpster” but only because “sperm dumpster” is the preferred nomenclature.
Dude.
What’s the over/under on how much his “HUGE fan” weighs?
@giantcow: you forgot babies…. What about the children!?!?
“DAT ASSSSSSSS”
- Tyler Perry’s only acting direction
jizz closet
wank sock
spunk barrel
ejaculate basket
goo spittoon
If Kim’s a cumbucket, what’s Khloe (besides ugly of course)? I mean she was fuckin Rashad McCants…and that dude played for Minnesota.
Cumdumpster is more appropriate for any of the Kardashians. They are all smellier and significantly wider than buckets.
While Cum Bucket does have those harsh consonant sounds, Cum Dumpster has a lovely alliterative quality due to the repetitive “um” sound. It really rolls off the tongue. A dumpster is much nastier than a bucket. Bucket of ice? Don’t mind if I do. Dumpster of ice? Thank you, no.
I’m with the hockey guys on this issue.
What’s more disturbing? Kim K’s fame for being a cum dumpster or the fact that women aspire to be like her and I haven’t found them and jizzed on them yet?
Kim Kardashian, Keokuk, Cucamonga, cum bucket. Preferring cum dumpster is akin to Homer laughing at the word Seattle.
@Bobby Big Wheel, thank you for that, all Slap Shot references are much appreciated. I am kinda ashamed I don’t know without looking it up which of the 3 Hansons said the line your profile picture is from.
@Sep: dumpster babies, how could i forgot the state of Arkansas’s number one export. (It’s a baby we found in the dumpster. Frank: Well put it back, it’s not yours.)
@Brutus Ballsack: we are glad for the moral support.
i was gonna say something about the racism, but saw pigpeen post and forgot what i was going to say…ill just go buy some chicken, grape soda, and a pack of newports with the money i should be giving my baby momma for child support…….n-word
You’re a bunch of racist pussies.
TIL Brutus Ballsack is an expert in the field of cum rolling off his tongue.
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