Chances are if you live in a major city, you've noticed small groups of young girls and desperate middle-aged women gathering near your local cineplex, and yes, your worst nightmares have come true - another Twilight movie is upon us. Twihards have been lining up at theaters as early as this past weekend so they wouldn't miss the Thursday debut of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt. 1. That's right, it's a vampire love story so true that they broke it in two.
Last night, the saga's stars showed up at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles for the film's premiere, and the fans were in full force there as well. In fact, here's a sampling of actual quotes from the women - and men - of all ages who traveled from all over the country to wave insane-looking signs in the air at last night's event:
“Rob turn this way, I’m throwing kisses at you.”
“I am literally going to die when Kristen Stewart walks by here."
“Put your camera on me. I want to show my parents I am not at school this week.”
And my favorite:
“Oh my God, there is Robert Pattinson. Oh wait. Nope it is not him. It’s only Cody Simpson.”
But words can do no justice to the Twihardery that went down last night in L.A., so after the jump I've got the stars, the celebrity guests (including the Ghosts of Teen Stardom Past) and the fans. Oh my Lord, wait til you see the fans.
(Images via the AP and Getty.)
She's OK.
What's that? She's not the star? Don't care.
I'd love to see how those fan pictures turn out since not a single camera is pointed in the right direction.
"This is going to look great on my... daughter's Facebook wall."
The only thing whiter is an episode of "Friends."
Please note the fitted hat autographed by the cast members in the top right.
Quick, sign that Greek Danish flag!
I hope he wore galoshes.
"I will not be ignored, Robert."
"My cat is never going to believe this!"
"Heyyyyyyyyy..."
Moments before chubby Alison Brie smothered him.
Reaching for his rape whistle.
Vince's favorite Mario-Lopez-in-waiting.
Um... did she bring her kids or something?
Quick, someone get Taylor Lautner another rape whistle!
"OH MY GOD, BLOSSOM IS HERE!" - No one since 1992
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All I can think of is who is watching the cats? Is no one thinking about all those lonely kitties?
The phrase “Release the hounds!” doesn’t get enough use nowadays
Look’s like those are supposed to be Danish flags. That makes me sad beyond words. My only consolation is that, much like with the fans themselves, the proportions are all wrong.
MLiT, I guess?
If there’s any justice in the universe, these are the virgins waiting to greet suicide bombers in the afterlife.
If only using the word literally made it true.
#23-The Mighty Feklahr will never fully recover.
#34-Guy’cha! The leprechaun from the Packers game!!!
Wow, #40 puts the “fart” in “fan art”.
Is there any woman on earth who inspires this level of idiocy out of men? Seriously. If a guy has gone nuts to the level that these women have, he’s got a restraining order on him.
So, He started the slideshow, got to pic 2 and said to Himself, “Wow, Stewart doesn’t look half bad there…”. Then He put on His glasses and literally said out loud, “Oh.”
Erm, then He killed a Rommie or something. HaDiBah!
Liz + Rob = ? I’ll take “a busted asshole” for $500, Alex.
Twimoms are literally the saddest fandom ever.
According to the International Bureau of Weights and Measures, the “Twi-Hard” is a new unit for quantifying loneliness. For example, “One of my cats died last week and my doctor says I’m around six Twi-Hards. I can’t stop eating.”
You know what? I’m going to take a page out of their book and try this at next year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show. I’ll make hand made signs, scream at models to marry me, camp out for a few days and possibly even pitch a tent.
Fucking Penn State.
Is Melissa Joan Hart in this? I’d pay twelve bucks to see her morph into a manatee or a narwhal or any other crazy bit of bullshit Meyer dreamt up. Tell me it’s never too late to book a Greyhound to Lonelytown!
No, “Hey Rob, Pat in some” sign? I’m disappoint.
Sadly, to these male TwiHards, “felt womb” refers to a craft project instead of what might happen on a date.
I guess it’s a good day…
to TwiHard.
*is murdered*
Well, given the times we live in, the girls in pic 19 do have it right: School does equal who cares.
#fineartsdegreesareawasteoftime
I drove past this last night in Hollywood…man…if there ever was a time to throw a pee-filled balloon into the crowd…that was it…
That is a whole lot of emotionally damaged rape victims and sufferers of incest right there. If only they had a not too ethnic but ethnic enough to be different werewolf and a sparkly vampire to fight for them in their time of need. Kitty cats and Twilight help ease the pain.
if they are all there………whose at the kitchen?!!!