Why doesn’t the Young Adult poster just say “From The Writer and Director of Juno”? Juno was a much bigger hit than Up In The Air.
Also, I really liked UITA while I was watching it but realized a half hour after it ended that it made no sense. Why would companies–struggling ones that need to lay people off–pay a lot of money to have Dapper McKnickermoisten fly in to do the firing?
I realize that correlation and causation are different and this purely anecdotal evidence but I’m sure we can agree that movies like A Thousand Words cause cancer.
Do you think they all fought over who got to hold which gun? I like to think that Carl Weathers was supposed to be in this flick, but he and Dolph got into an “argument” over who got to hold the ‘nade launcher.
“If he dies, he dies” *stairs longingly into Stallone’s eyes*
Well Junker23 since Special K’s character is named Georges Méliès, I damn say you might have cracked this case wide open. Congratulatory handjobs are in the back. Ask for Hector.
When Frotcast’s Bret isn’t drawing squirrels, he is photoshopping Shanahan-esque leathery skin out of Stallone posters. By the looks of it, Bret hasn’t had much sleep recently.
As a (extremely single) freshman in college, a bunch of other girlfriend-less dudes and I decided to spend a Friday, which happened to be Valentines Day, with a movie night. The idiot who picked the movie selected Ed Burns’ “She’s The One,” featuring a still-hot Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz. The movie sucks, but was just good enough to keep watching when you have nothing else to do, and your primary focus is drinking. By the end of the movie, as all the relationships with the pretty girls turn to shit, we all wanted to kill ourselves. Although I grant you that Ed Burns is a good actor, I never forgave him for that.
Umm, something funny, something funny…. Fuck Ed Burns and his mullet and his checkered hat!! Alright, I got nothin’.
mattyj, I would say the ones who ruined it are the designers who put the fucking nuked moon on the back if Special K poster, amirite? Granted, as the poster was for American audiences they thought it would go *swoosh* over people’s heads…
Hello Larry, as someone who used to be flown in to fire people I can assure you it makes perfect sense. Then again, that sense is corporate sense which often makes little sense to those of us with the good sense not to think about how it doesn’t really make sense!
Okay I know I’m a dumb girl who doesn’t know anything about guns, but in slide 3, the first Ghost Rider “poster,” are those . . . shell casings attached to those bullets, still? Or are those just bullets with whose shape I am unfamiliar?
Or maybe it’s okay because the bullets are flying via the power of skull, and have not been fired from a gun. I don’t know.
All those Hugo posters look like the photographer said, “Could you duck down a bit? Our movie posters aren’t that tall. Little more. Little more. Perfect.”
i made an account just for this post, because otherwise your website sux. lol just KIDDING. i’ve heard that this is a fake. sly is wearing his demolition man hat. i’m not sure what movie arnold was in from that photo but it was something. etc etc et etcetera
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I’ve been angry, but I don’t think I’ve ever been Seagal-finding-out-he-didn’t-get-to-be-in-The-Expendables angry.
MO-CAP: Stallone’s doing it wrong.
The poster says “Li.” I’m just going to assume that’s the name of the Asian chick too.
(because it’s technically MO-BERET, y’see)
GHOST RIDER 2: Despite all his rage, there’s no room for Nicholas Cage.
(but there IS a bullet with butterfly wings. Or is that an anus?)
EX2 = Cacoon with guns instead of pods.
More like Adrian BROODY, am I right?!
*stands there smugly, forgets to dodge, deservedly takes tomato right in the face*
…it’s a bit of a disappointment that they still did the diagonal thing with the posters
Looks more like Hugo Clubfoot, the way he’s leaning.
That ain’t Brian Grazer, it’s Mickey Rourke’s hairstylist. Look at the hairline for fuck’s sake.
EX2: They took out their bucket lists with guns.
Why doesn’t the Young Adult poster just say “From The Writer and Director of Juno”? Juno was a much bigger hit than Up In The Air.
Also, I really liked UITA while I was watching it but realized a half hour after it ended that it made no sense. Why would companies–struggling ones that need to lay people off–pay a lot of money to have Dapper McKnickermoisten fly in to do the firing?
/Debunking old movies whether you like it or not
I realize that correlation and causation are different and this purely anecdotal evidence but I’m sure we can agree that movies like A Thousand Words cause cancer.
The profusion of gloves on the EX2 poster makes it look like a Rob Liefeld drawing.
“Hey, y’all Orientals like cats with big eyes, right?”
Just cats in general. Such a versatile meat, and so cheap!
Do you think they all fought over who got to hold which gun? I like to think that Carl Weathers was supposed to be in this flick, but he and Dolph got into an “argument” over who got to hold the ‘nade launcher.
“If he dies, he dies” *stairs longingly into Stallone’s eyes*
I want to see Charlize Onther…
*points to crotch*
Is Special K supposed to actually be playing this guy from “A Trip to the Moon”?
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Eh, eh? Totally explains the nuked moon.
Well Junker23 since Special K’s character is named Georges Méliès, I damn say you might have cracked this case wide open. Congratulatory handjobs are in the back. Ask for Hector.
This looks like the 80′s exploded.
Georges Méliès totally ripped off the Smashing Pumpkins. Hack.
When Frotcast’s Bret isn’t drawing squirrels, he is photoshopping Shanahan-esque leathery skin out of Stallone posters. By the looks of it, Bret hasn’t had much sleep recently.
As a (extremely single) freshman in college, a bunch of other girlfriend-less dudes and I decided to spend a Friday, which happened to be Valentines Day, with a movie night. The idiot who picked the movie selected Ed Burns’ “She’s The One,” featuring a still-hot Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz. The movie sucks, but was just good enough to keep watching when you have nothing else to do, and your primary focus is drinking. By the end of the movie, as all the relationships with the pretty girls turn to shit, we all wanted to kill ourselves. Although I grant you that Ed Burns is a good actor, I never forgave him for that.
Umm, something funny, something funny…. Fuck Ed Burns and his mullet and his checkered hat!! Alright, I got nothin’.
I still wish he got killed in Saving Private Ryan instead of … pretty much everyone else. Except Vin Diesel. Fuck that guy.
Expendables 2: The Sound of Ten Erections Slapping Each Other
(hint: it’s sort of like thwok thwok thwok)
You know that’s special effects, with Fassbender’s wiener, right? There’s no way they could fit that shit on screen.
If you flip between the Puss in Boots poster and the Project X poster real fast, you start to get the feeling that cat raped that dude.
Bender and Junker23, you just done went and fucked up the movie for everyone. Way to overanalyze a poster.
I kid! But seriously, people would be better off not necessarily knowing that prior to seeing Hugo.
Hopefully you won’t further analyze the posters and tell us who dies at the end.
That dobie is actually even more awesome in the movie. 3D dobie! Plus two weiner dogs. Awesome.
Expendable boner rises
Chris Pine’s forehead looks to have stumbled into This Means War from Green Lantern world. Still a fine looking poster though.
I’m pretty sure he refers to his dick as “The Assbender.”
It must’ve taken everything in your power not to photoshop the mace cop onto the “Project X” poster. You’re a stronger man than I
Is there a reason Stallone’s handlebar mustache has gone unnoticed?
I did some rework on that poster, now it’s more accurate:
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mattyj, I would say the ones who ruined it are the designers who put the fucking nuked moon on the back if Special K poster, amirite? Granted, as the poster was for American audiences they thought it would go *swoosh* over people’s heads…
Hello Larry, as someone who used to be flown in to fire people I can assure you it makes perfect sense. Then again, that sense is corporate sense which often makes little sense to those of us with the good sense not to think about how it doesn’t really make sense!
You knocked it out of the fucking ballpark with no 21! Bravo Sir! (twirls moustache and fondles nutsack in appreciation)
Okay I know I’m a dumb girl who doesn’t know anything about guns, but in slide 3, the first Ghost Rider “poster,” are those . . . shell casings attached to those bullets, still? Or are those just bullets with whose shape I am unfamiliar?
Or maybe it’s okay because the bullets are flying via the power of skull, and have not been fired from a gun. I don’t know.
All those Hugo posters look like the photographer said, “Could you duck down a bit? Our movie posters aren’t that tall. Little more. Little more. Perfect.”
i made an account just for this post, because otherwise your website sux. lol just KIDDING. i’ve heard that this is a fake. sly is wearing his demolition man hat. i’m not sure what movie arnold was in from that photo but it was something. etc etc et etcetera
Jude Law might be British, but his hairline is a Ghana.
Wokka wokka
when chuck norris name pops up on the open credits the movie will end and the ending credits will begin