Staring back at me from the back cover of a magazine recently was this add for Billabong’s “Mass Hysteria Boardshort,” (cats and dogs! surfing together!) designed by Green Day. Awesome, guys, I’m so glad I stuck by you all those years. Deep down I always knew you had integrity. These apparently came out last year, I’m kind of glad I didn’t know about them until now. Also, judging by the picture, they don’t exactly seem like the type of guys who wear boardshorts. They should at least have a faux stud belt design, like BJ Penn’s black belt shorts.
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