MGM rebooting Robocop sounded like a pretty terrible idea until they got José Padilha onboard to direct, and then it sounded awesome, because he directed Elite Squad 2 (now called Elite Squad: The Enemy Within), which opens in the US this Friday. Not to get hyperbolic, but that movie melted my face off and kicked my balls in. Now, for better or worse, everything I hear about Robocop is colored with the idea that it’s probably going to be mega-kickass. ComingSoon recently sat down with Padilha, who explained his take on the film, and it sounds basically like an origin story.
“‘RoboCop’ the first movie was fantastic,” he told us. “But even if there was no movie, the concept of ‘RoboCop’ is brilliant, first because it lends itself to a lot of social criticism, but also because it poses a question, ‘When do you lose you humanity?’ The way it does that is by replacing body parts with machine parts, and that’s very smart because guess what? It’s going to happen!”
“I have my take on it,” he continued, “And I can tell you this: In the first ‘RoboCop’ when Alex Murphy is shot, gunned down, then you see some hospitals and stuff and then you cut to him as RoboCop. My movie is between those two cuts. How do you make RoboCop? How do you slowly bring a guy to be a robot? How do you actually take humanity out of someone and how do you program a brain, so to speak, and how does that affect an individual?”
Normally I’d say that sounds like a terrible idea, because from what I understand, Robocop doesn’t shoot any drug dealers in the face between those two cuts. I’ll be honest, that was a big part of his appeal. I wasn’t interested in his humanity so much as his propensity to shoot people in the face (the fact that he could load bullets from his arm into the gun was a close second). And yet, Elite Squad 2 had an almost too-perfect amount drug dealers getting shot in the face. So you have to figure, if anyone can figure out how to work that in, it’s Padilha.
Oh, he also says the new Robocop is going to be an American.
For those Brazilians hoping that Padilha will reunite with his “Elite Squad” star Wagner Maura to play RoboCop, we have some sad news (at least for them) that in fact, the director is looking for an American actor for the role.
“We need an American RoboCop, man. RoboCop is an American guy, his name is Alex Murphy,” he said, laughing at the idea of turning Maura’s character Nascimento into an android. [ComingSoon]
Casting an American to play an American? Dude, Superman, Batman, and Spider-man are British, the casts of Akira and The Last Airbender are mostly white now, and one of the Norse Gods from Thor is a British black dude. You clearly haven’t been in this town long.


I’m just gonna head on over to Gammasquad and check out some Robo-shops.
I’m still waiting for Hobocop. San Francisco vagrant in Birthday Dog t-shirt dispenses justice. Stinky, stinky justice.
Seeing crime in progress: “I’ll stop that for a dollar.”
This movie definitely needs a reboot. The original’s vision of future Detroit was waaay optimistic.
As long as someone gets drenched in acid and have their body explode from the impact of an on-coming vehicle, I’m good.
When word hit that Padilha wants to cast an American for the lead, Taylor Lautner immediately told his agent “C:>IT_IS_THE_PART_I_WAS_MANUFACTURED_TO_PLAY. CONTACT_THE_HUMAN_CALLED_ TO_ENSURE_THIS_ROLE_IS_PROPERLY_CAST_CREEP”
Isn’t Regularcop the origin of Robocop?
Damned html. * Called
The Elite Squad pics are his crowd pleasers. Robocop will be his prestige picture. Like Remains of the Day.
Tagline: “Before he was a machine, he was a Regularcop“.
Still waiting for Robocoprophagia. It’s basically Stop or My Mom Will Poop!, but with, like, cyborgs.
So the first ten minutes of the original movie will be stretched to a full length movie? Fuck.
Robowop is immune to rain.
The Mighty Feklahr simply adores the concept of what a Brazilian imagines an “American” to be. We could get a silver platter serving of Hank Williams, Jr. meets Cletus the Fox NFL robot armed with automatic shotguns that fire Seasonshot (The ammo with flavour!) and patrols the streets of Detroit to protect white people from Obama/Jerry Sandusky/Al Quieda.
In the Seltzer/Friedberg parody, Tebocop has problems with his targeting computer a lot, fires high, and accidentally shoots Paris (Perez?) Hilton.
Fek, you forgot the pop-and-locking.
Bubocop polices mechanical owls! He’s not very busy…
tyBoo-Julius Peppers pop and locked Vick’s ass enough last night to last Him a lifetime.
Imagine being able to shoot a drug dealer in the face and update your facebook status to “Shooting Drug Dealers” all on the same arm. That is the future I want to live in.
So the majority of this film will be in a hospital/lab of some kind? Just feature Gwyneth Paltrow dying/getting autopsied a whole bunch in that time and you’ve got my money! Works every time!
I want it to be like How I Met Your Mother, where Robocop sits down two kids to tell them the story about how he became Robocop.
(And no, not like How I Met Your Mother where he takes years to get to the Robocop part)
So, will the next guy to play Robocop have to get a PhD in Art History, too?