Remember yesterday, when I interviewed Brandon, father of Scout and creator of the all-time greatest baby costume? He teased us with what she’d be dressed as this year, hinting that he’d be trying to top himself. So here’s Scout, now one an a half, dressed as ferocious, be-mulleted Vikings defensive end Jared Allen. Is this movie-related? Nope. Do I care? Not in the least.

I don’t have kids, but I imagine the following year, when she’s old enough to decide she wants to go as Hannah Montana or some crap being the saddest day for a parent.