
Katherine Heigl recently starred in a Funny or Die video (which you can watch below – spoiler alert, it’s “die”) and contributed her time to a new charity campaign by the Jason Heigl Foundation* called “I Hate Balls.” Of course it’s about neutering your pets, what were you thinking? 
The multi-media initiative kicks off with the launch of a new website IHateBalls.com, that features an original Public Service Announcement starring Katherine Heigl and produced by Funny or Die.
The video also sets the tone for the campaign – a funny take on a very serious issue – and features not only Katherine Heigl and some four-legged friends, but a cameo by her husband, musician Josh Kelley. At the witty IHateBalls.com web site which hosts the video, visitors are offered a number of opportunities to support the campaign, promote the message, raise awareness and get involved.
Heigl explained, “Launching this campaign is hopefully the type of out-of-the-box thinking we need to heighten awareness of the devastating problem and sound the alarm that we can save many lives by simply spaying/neutering pets. Hate balls, fix pets, save lives. It’s just that simple.” [jasonheiglfoundation]
Now, let me preface this by saying that promoting the spaying and neutering of pets is completely valid issue, and in the long run, by far the best way to keep innocent little puppies and sad Sarah McClachlan dogs from getting needlessly gassed. It’s a good thing. But when you already have a reputation as a humorless shrew, hey, maybe a hilarious campaign called “I Hate Balls” isn’t the best thing for you.
And if you’re trying to poke fun at that image, maybe don’t start off your video talking about how hot you are (it doesn’t come off sounding all that sarcastic). Leave it to Katherine Heigl to find a bitchy way to love puppies.
This is how I’ll always remember her:

*Named after Katherine’s older brother, Jason, who died in a car accident in 1986.



Why is this woman allowed to live?
That’s funny, my balls hate Katherine Heigl.
Interesting fact: Heigl is also the president of the Evan Stone Non-Fan Club.
This witch has a pompadour now? Damnit! I thought I picked a safe bet with this outdated hairstyle… Is there nothing in my life she can’t destroy?
“Out-of-the-box thinking”
Show me a picture of Heigl and my thinking is way, way outside the box.
“Hate balls, kill debutantes, don’t rent ‘Metropolitan’.”
That’s my problem with FOD. They put a celebrity in a video then pretend like it’s the funniest thing on the internet. Unfortunately watching Katherine Heigl makes me want to fist a hooker with a bread knife. And by “unfortunately” I mean “fortunately.”
Patty Boots heads the ‘I Hate Cunts’ campaign.
*high-fives Chino*
Jason just made up that excuse so that he wouldn’t have to put up with her bullshit for the next 25 years (and counting).
This is just a cover for her favorite hobby, torturing cute animals. PROVE ME WRONG, INTERNET.
Also, hot =/= bargain basement Sharon Stone.
Sharon Stone’s bargain basement is famously uncarpeted.
If ze Heig hates balls she’ll feel very comfortable in any theater showing New Year’s Eve.
The I Hate Balls Campaign is the philosophical opposite of the Tea Party Express.
Little known fact:Katherine Heigl enjoys getting teabagged by German Shepherds.
*blasts akinyele
manwall.com
@ The Hammer
Jason died for Katherine’s career.
I’d rather fuck Bob Barker.
Heigl is very upset about what you said about her poncho. She made it out of your mother’s pubic hair.
>/hater’s ball<
</fuck>
She should get a prize for this! The Ndamukong Suh is going to hate fuck you prize (video in 3D will be at finer outlets within a week of the blessed event).
Replace the word balls with Katherine Heigl and you get a much more sincere and funny video.
I thought there was a reason my balls shrivel up every time I see her.
Oh, no, wait, it’s just because she’s a horrible shrew.
Classic Heigl.
What the fuck happened to her face?
Does Heigl do shit like this just to get a rise out of Patty Boots?
Heigl, sic balls!