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Who cares about Bond 23, we’ve got Frotcast 72! For this week’s episode, not only did we bring back Lindy West, she’s LIVE IN STUDIO! Our third live guest of all time!
We had a fantastic time, and if you’ve never listened before, I think this would be a great time to try out your first episode.
We begin with me spoiling the ridiculous plot of Tower Heist (and have fun wit Precious’s bumbaclot Jamyaican accent, mon), and it goes from there. Other topics include Harold and Kumar 3D, Brendan does his spot-on impression of every actor named Peter, Lindy and I argue/agree about whether “hipster” is still a meaningful word, Lindy gives us the Phoenix Jones: Real-Life Superhero update, and more. Oh, and of course, more poop transplant stories. Yes, we’re officially experts on this topic now. (A couple corrections: I accidentally said it was Method Man in Harold and Kumar, when really I meant the RZA. Also, I said the guys who wrote Harold and Kumar also wrote Tower Heist. This is false. I don’t know why I thought that.)
Email us your relationship questions/humblebrags/poop stories at Frotcast@gmail.com. Leave us a voicemail at (415) 275-0030, and especially, SUBSCRIBE TO THIS MOTHER BITCH.
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Oh, and thanks to “Matt Mike” for a pretty awesome Seagal plot chart:


Live Lindy??? You sneaky little secret keeping baktag!
After listening for five minutes I am CONVINCED that you are all in black face and wearing dred wigs for the Tower Heist segment.
Wait, Frotcast Bret ISN’T Brett Ratner??? Who eats all your Doritos?
Oh Lindy, your laughter swells my corpora cavernosa.
If I knew you actually looked at the pictures I send, I would send
fewermore nudes.Has anyone had trouble downloading/listening to Frotcasts? iTunes won’t even let me download previous episodes and when I try to listen on the embedded player above it states “File Not Found” and when I try to download the podcast via the link above, the file downloaded is only 222 bytes and doesn’t open.
Squirrel master remix to Brendan’s “I’ll suck your dick” will commence in 3…2…1…
“Slow Pan” is the name of the mentally retarded villain in my “Big Trouble in Little China” fan-fic
PETER STORMARE YOU IDIOTS, PETER STORMARE!
Don Ed Hardy is alive. Also he may suck your dick.
Dead or alive, I’m sucking your dick!
catch the poop transplant story on gawker? DATELINE: POOP HOSPITAL
the frotcast is way better without lindy, her stories are never funny, and her jokes aren’t either. love you guys, cheers.
Is it uncouth of me to say that I want to motorboat Lindy West?
*Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
“Erection, your onion!!”
@TheMigthyFeklahr,
How many slips of latinum for a hummer/omox combo?
/Sensual_Ferengi_in_the_Alpha-Quadrant
Was Lindy on the jackoff couch? If so, I would like to be the first to congratulate the impending
Antichristlovable frotchild of Vince and Lindy.I desperately wanted someone to mention Peter Frampton so Brendan would imitate a talk box.
Vince seems about as happy to discuss his anal fissures as Lindy her loud sex complaints.
Peter Falk will ghost-suck your dick.
Awesome podcast. I’ve been missing Lindy. Bloop her in soon.
At one point someone said “haunted vagina”, that’s real.
Published in 2006 by Eraserhead Press was “The Haunted Vagina”; written by Carlton Mellick III. It told the story of a guy named Steve who discovers that his girlfriend’s lady business has someone living inside of it, a skeleton-like creature. Curious, Steve decide to see what’s inside there and goes off on an expedition – think Narnia, but replace mystical wardrobe with mystical poontang.
Re: Tower Heist spoiler.
$20 million in gold weighs over 700 pounds. Not counting the additional weight of the car. Brett Ratner sucks.
Semi-serious rant…
As much as I dig the podcast, would it be possible to somewhat normalize the audio (or at least hold your microphones all at the same distance from your mouths)? It’s kind of annoying to have to raise and/or lower the volume every time someone different starts speaking. Especially, because Bret is pretty terrible at speaking directly into his mircophone (I get it dude, you’re too cool for this…*sigh*)
By far this has been your best show. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. More Jamaican accents please! BUCK BUCK BOOYAKA!
Lindy’s virginity laugh should be in your intro song.
That was the best episode ever. I’ve missed Lindy.
I once thought I was having a ghost baby, but it turned out to be a phantom pregnancy.
So…uh..Lindy’s boobs…how big we talkin? Like Salma Hayek big? Or like Precious big?
Y’all making fun of Precious’s Jamaican accent made me laugh so hard I had to stop running. Good stuff.