
I’d like to think a few good movie ideas started right here in the FilmDrunk comments section. There was the Atari trilogy. There was the time I used a Family Circus movie as an example of the dumbest thing I could think of, only to see it get optioned for seven figures two years later. A similar thing happened with me describing Never Back Down as “MMA saves the rec center,” only to see Kevin James later star in a movie where he literally uses MMA to save the rec center.
But I get it, Hollywood. You like Reddit more. (*cries in the corner*)
[from Variety]
Warner Bros. has preemptively purchased the high-concept pitch “Rome, Sweet Rome” from first-time scribe James Erwin, an author and two-time “Jeopardy!” champion from Des Moines, Iowa.
Erwin’s pitch sale came about as a result of several postings on the website Reddit.com, an online community and social news aggregator where users vote to determine which posts land on the site’s home page.
Erwin set out to answer the question: “What if a unit of current U.S. Marines are suddenly transported back to ancient Rome and forced to do battle with the Roman legions?” Pic will follow the Marines as they’re flung into the past where they encounter one of the world’s most legendary villains and disrupt history. To return home, they have to set history back on the track they altered.
Madhouse Entertainment’s Adam Kolbrenner spotted Erwin’s “Rome, Sweet Rome” posts once they reached the top of Reddit and moved quickly to contact the writer and begin working with him to develop the concept. When it came time to find a home for the project, Kolbrenner brought it to WB’s Chris Gary, a young exec who encouraged the studio to move aggressively to acquire it.
Erwin’s next book, due in 2012, chronicles the history of U.S. military actions.
This was the question he first posted on Reddit:
So I’ve been watching HBO’s Rome and Generation Kill simultaneously and it’s lead me to fantasize about traveling back in time with modern troops and equipment to remove that self-righteous little twat Octavian (Augustus) from power.
Let’s say we go back in time with a Marine Expeditionary Unit (MEU), since the numbers of members and equipment is listed for our convenience in this Wikipedia article, could we destroy all 30 of Augustus’ legions?
We’d be up against nearly 330,000 men since each legion was comprised of 11,000 men. These men are typically equipped with limb and torso armor made of metal, and for weaponry they carry swords, spears, bows and other stabbing implements. We’d also encounter siege weapons like catapults and crude incendiary weapons.
We’d be made up of about 2000 members, of which about half would be participating in ground attack operations. We can use ourfour Abrams M1A1 tanks, our artillery andmechanized vehicles (60 Humvees, 16 armored vehicles, etc), but we cannot use our attack air support, only our transport aircraft. [Reddit]
So it’s basically a nerdier version (less nerdy version?) of “Do you guys think Mighty Mouse could take Batman?”
Though I don’t necessarily mean that as a criticism. I loved Rome and Generation Kill. If they shot it without shaky cam or Paul Walker I could see it being pretty righteous. At the very least, films based on comment threads beat films based on board games hands down.
As for us, maybe I’ll start trying to throw out movie ideas that I think are good. The next thing we’re going to need is a cat who can really act.



Good movie ideas?
A balding 35 year old man with a red beard feels up the hottest women in the world.
OH GENRE CROSS OVER THAT SOUNDS SUCCESSFUL
We all know that Vince Vaughn wasn’t photoshopped into the background of the Last Supper. But what my script presupposes is: What is he was?
The idea sounds fucking awful.
/As someone who enjoys history this offends me greatly.
//Seriously don’t call Augustus a twat, asshole.
And also there are aliens.
Not that I necessarily disagree, but to be fair, I believe he was referring to the version of Augustus as portrayed in Rome (the show).
Jailbait or GTFO.
Stalin goes back in time to kill Adam Smith when he realizes the only way to win the Cold War is to prevent capitalism from happening in the first place. Instead realizes the everyone has the power to win the cold war, by leaving the theater and going back to work.
I think its time to bring Socialist Realism back.
So it’s just an expanded version of ‘Deadliest Warrior’?
Lame.
Unless of course there’s lots of rape and pillage.
Very Martin Sheen’s ‘Final Countdown’-y if you ask me. Which they didn’t.
Still the fact that he’s getting paid for the idea astounds me.
Alright he’s one for you studio execs, Genghis Khan travels forward into the future to the 1930s and acquires an empire and then starts a three-way war with Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union.
You could call it “Genocidal Maniacs”
I hope they tracked this guy down the same way that beautiful, mature doctor found her true love on the comments section of our dear FilmDrunk.
They probably didn’t, but a fella can dream…
Hey WB, I love Deadwood and House Hunters International. Pay me, bitches.
I think the question Filmdrunk was born to answer is: What if Steven Seagal had traveled back in time and front-kicked Hitler?
This summer: Seag Heil.
Watching two series simultaneously and posting to Internet threads? Such is how you spend your time when you live in
Des Moinessweatpants.When terrorists take over an off season ski-lodge to plot their next attack, they made sure to cover everything. The roads were barricaded, choppers in the sky, soldiers on the ground. But they never thought to guard…. THE LOG FLUME!
Warner Brothers proudly presents Channing “C-Tates” Tatum as Kirk “Boner” Douglas in…
FLUMING MAD
How about a movie where blogs become self-aware internet monsters, then take over machinery and start fighting in the real world. Everybody knows that they probably wouldn’t do anything except slightly decrease office productivity, but what this film presupposes is, maybe they would?
I can see the trailer now. Lonely, moderately amusing assholes and a 5/10 standup comedian gather on a green website to pretend-talk about movies to cover up the fact that movies are not worth talking about anymore.
“This summer. Get ready. For the MovieHolics.”
Continuing along the Roman theme.
The Romans have successfully quashed the Spartacus revolt, and our film starts off with Spartacus being crucified. However, after weeks go by and Spartacus is still alive the Romans are perplexed and spear him in the side and it turns out Spartacus is a robot which has somehow been sent to the past. Spartacus starts a one robot war against the Roman Empire. The title “I am Spartacus 2.0″.
Augustus Caesar is like Jesus Christ to me.
Fuck Hollywood!!! He wasn’t even the one who burned down Jerusalem…
“1632″ anyone?
Assy, are you kidding me? “5/10″??? That incontinent mongoloids bit is GOLD, Jerry!
Sly Stallone is Donny Mehoff, a retarded man and legendary thumb wrestler. Together, he and his son Jack try to save the special education rec center.
RULE OF SPECIAL THUMBS
what if they made a movie about a guy who casually writes boring commentary in various semi-popular blogs?
MOUSE SUPER GLUE BOOB PARTY!
*waits for check
How about a live action Archer movie starring Paul Rudd. Chris Parnell could play Cyril, and Jessica Walter could play Malory! Burt Reynolds could cameo.
oh my gosh, I’m so embarassed, there was a typo in the last comment, I must look so stupid. It’s supposed to be:
MOOSE SUPER GLUE BOOB PARTY!
phew
How about anything starring Parl Rudd.
I dont believe Mr. Walker was in Generation Kill. Otherwise this looks great and shaky cam is whack.
Jacked up Latin men surrounded by eagle imagery and a grudge against people in the Middle East. Which side do I root for? Sounds like Uncle Sam just got 10,000 recruits from Father Jupiter.
I’m pretty sure the marines would fail. Octavian would use children as human shields, like in Stargate, which as mediocre as it was, sounds a helluva lot better than this nerd’s fantasy.
Jessy, I’m only calling him 5/10 because I have seen true comedy. I have the Zookeeper ticket stub to prove it.
I’m just going to pretend you meant 5/10 comedian to mean five foot ten comedian. Less insulting that way.
At the very least, films based on comment threads beat films based on board games hands down.
Except “Fireball Island.” That movie would rock.
Toy Story 4: G.I. Joe vs. Playmobil
What if the Nazi army was be transported back in time to Manifest Destiny-era America to help with “Indian Removal”? The tagline could be “Smallpox wasn’t nearly so efficient”, or something like that.
Call me, Hollywood, and we can negotiate.
After reading that post, I will defer my comment to the high school Billy Madison.
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Fraggle Rock of Love
Bicentennial Man vs. Food
Real Housewives of the Twilight Zone
Dances with Airwolves
Dances with Airwolves please. I would like to be cast as Runs with Hellfire Missle
kuff6 – That is a close parallel. For the non-scfi fans our there, 1632 is a book series where a West Virginia town is picked up and plopped down into southern Germany in 1632 and the middle of the Wars of Reformation. Of course the trope of modern military knowledge/equipment fighting historical armies is pretty big. Pournelle had lots of things like Tran, King David’s Spaceship, and the Janissaries series. Drake had The General and Belisarius series. There are also at least two or three others I’m forgetting the titles/authors for.
There was a Japanese movie called Time Slip which featured a modern day combat unit being transported back to feudal Japan and fighting samurai. Sonny Chiba is in it.