
A lot of people say Robert DeNiro outlived his integrity and started making crappy paycheck movies a few years ago, but I bet those haters will change their tune once they hear that he’s teaming up with John Travolta and the director of Ghost Rider and Daredevil to do a film written by the guy who did Snow White and the Huntsman, that movie where Kristen Stewart plays a version of Snow White who wears armor and sword fights people. I don’t want to get ahead of ourselves, but this sounds like it has the potential to be the next Raging Bull, or Heat.
Millennium Films, Corsan Pictures and FilmEngine will begin production January 16 on “Killing Season,” starring Robert De Niro and John Travolta. Mark Steven Johnson (“Ghost Rider,” “Daredevil”) will direct from a script by Evan Daugherty (“Snow White and the Huntsman”).
“Killing Season” is an action movie set in the Appalachian Mountains about an American military veteran (De Niro) who has retreated to a remote cabin in the woods. When a rare visitor, a European tourist (Travolta), appears on the scene, the two men strike up an unlikely friendship. But in fact the visitor is a former Serbian soldier bent on revenge. What follows is a tense, action packed battle across some of America’s most forbidding landscape that proves the old adage: the purest form of war is one-on-one. [Deadline]
They also say “Juan on Juan” is the purest form of Mexican basketball. My father taught me that. Anyway, a military veteran, a remote cabin in the woods, an old enemy bent on revenge… is it just me, or does this sound a lot like a Seagal movie plot? Just change the title to “Season for Killing,” and have Seagal play Colonel Frank Season.



John Travolta will use any excuse to leave his toupee home, grow a ridiculous beard, speak in a terrible accent, and chase men through the woods.
Seagal tagline: “‘TIS THE SEASON. FOR JUSTICE!”
No no no. Segal plays Colonel Frank Winters and Travolta plays Nikola Summers.
“Travolta…to do… Kristin Stewart… next… Heat.”
-Vince Mancini
Travolta’s gonna be pissed when he finds out the title isn’t “Season lightly, and bake for 90 minutes at 450 degrees”.
The Seagal version involves toxic waste and an environmental protection agent. The latter is apparently a thing.
I think the best way for this to work is for Deniro and Travolta to go back to their acting roots:
* knock on cabin door, opens *
Deniro: “What do you want?!”
Travolta: “…what?”
Deniro: “Are you talkin’ to me?”
Travolta: “…who?”
Deniro: “I’m the only one here. How’d you find me here?”
Travolta: “…where?”
Deniro: “Here, in my cabin, you fucking… shitheel. Go ahead, make the move!”
Travolta: “…what?”
The Queer Hunter
In the final battle, Travolta yells, “No dago will ever have leverage on a psychlo!” and crams a Pokeman ball up his own ass.
Travolta is hunter and DeNiro his prey in Raging Boner.
Seagal plays Sgt Nino Killing.
Someone is gonna do some stabbin’ in that cabin.
(anal)
Rejected title – “Killer Elite 2: Elite Killers”
Lay off Fire Down Below, Larry. Wonderful movie (and description of Helgenberger’s crotch).
Busting’ up some veteran’s retirement, Travolta is serbian a dick.
This movie sounds like Raging Bullshit
We’re expected to believe Robert DeNiro can survive in the Appalachians when his midnight runs nowadays involve getting to the bathroom before he urinates all over himself
Colonel Frank Season! hahahahaha!!!
You had me at “script by Daughtry,” bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um… everything sounds like a Seagal movie to me now. Damn you Filmdrunk! Seagal keeps showing up in my dreams as something ridiculous like a cable guy or a pet groomer who’s out for vengeance.
I see this as more of a direct-to-DVD spinoff title:
Robert DeNiro stars in… FOCKERS, FISHIN’ & FIGHTIN’!
The Queer and Washed-up Cunt!