“Well fuck all, if you want to watch this… it’s already available wherever torrents are freely given away.” ..is what someone I don’t know just screamed before running away at breakneck speed.
You ask me that Fassbender’s a douche. The guy’ll do any movie and yet continues to snub my screenplay “The Fass and Bendurious”. I WROTE IT FOR YOU, JACKASS!!!
Hell, I couldn’t tell the difference between the two cat posters… I think you can thank your Italian side for letting you differentiate between the guy’s hairy chests and the girl’s hairy chests.
Wuthering Heights is using the same tagline as Brokeback Mountain. Coincidence? No. They’re both gayer than J. Edgar Hoover driving a Miata to an IKEA.
The violet background gives away that the first cat is female. For example if there was a picture of Chaz Bono and you were confused as to whether that was a guy or a girl, a violet background would instantly identify Chaz as female, even though that would be a lie, sort of.
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Leo looks like Johnny Knoxville in those posters.
“Well fuck all, if you want to watch this… it’s already available wherever torrents are freely given away.” ..is what someone I don’t know just screamed before running away at breakneck speed.
you spelled cock wrong
SHAME…shame I wasn’t there you mean. BOOM!
I’m pretty excited for SHAM. The movie about when the sheet hits the fan. It’s a duvet feature.
“You can be begging for your life, but all they hear is ‘who wants cake?’ They all do. They all want cake.”
I think Humpty is a eunuch. Fat smooth face. No discernible package.
I’m no land surveyor, but if I had to guess just from the perspective, Weebo would go about 100-150 yards to protect his home.
Oh shit Shame is a Steve McQueen film? About time! That lazy cunt hasn’t done ANYTHING lately. Who does he think he is? Daniel Day Lewis?
#3-These photoshops ugly girls do with Pattinson just keep getting worse and worse…
#8-HUMP PUSS, UR WELKUM KIDS
Maybe they can get Rihanna and Vince Shlomi to star in ShamWow!
“Gina, honey, you’re not using that firearm properly…”
-Joe Son
True Story:
My car wouldn’t start this morning so I popped the hood and found Michael Fassbender wrapped in the fan belt – Dude’s in EVERYTHING these days!
If Haywire has nothing to do with bales of hay or methods of securing them then I hope Relativity Media is ready to hear from my lawyer.
You ask me that Fassbender’s a douche. The guy’ll do any movie and yet continues to snub my screenplay “The Fass and Bendurious”. I WROTE IT FOR YOU, JACKASS!!!
Hell, I couldn’t tell the difference between the two cat posters… I think you can thank your Italian side for letting you differentiate between the guy’s hairy chests and the girl’s hairy chests.
I’d fuck that cat.
Will Humpty be the sassy gay friend? Those eyebrows make it 95% likely.
I want to grab Leo by his square J. Edgar Hoover head and yell, “Why don’t you make your J. Edgar Hoover face Leo!? Huh!? Why don’t ya!?”
Wuthering Heights is using the same tagline as Brokeback Mountain. Coincidence? No. They’re both gayer than J. Edgar Hoover driving a Miata to an IKEA.
It’s good to know I’m not the only one that gets all my fonts from dafont.com, yikes.
Jesus, the Twilight poster is even douchebaggier than usual.
The violet background gives away that the first cat is female. For example if there was a picture of Chaz Bono and you were confused as to whether that was a guy or a girl, a violet background would instantly identify Chaz as female, even though that would be a lie, sort of.
I saw a beautiful beast film one time and now they don’t let me into petting zoos.
Awesome, man. Here’s mine: [demonsresume.wordpress.com] (Still no overlap so far!)
Am i the only person that wants to see implied gay-sex in the Hoover movie?
Just thinking about Leo getting railroaded makes me laugh