
Things are going just great for Ashton Kutcher right now, with the gossip rags reporting that he’s finally moving out of his mom’s house and getting a place of his own. He also may have slept with a random girl after Danny Masterson’s bachelor party (Vince was there) last month, and may even be the father of January Jones’ bastard child. Supposedly that’s enough to cost a guy his high-profile marriage. What happened to America?
Luckily for the “Two and a Half Men” star, his fans are still behind him all the way. In fact, a young girl in Brazil recently Tweeted that she absolutely loves Kutcher. How much does she love him? That’s her tattoo up there.
Kutcher’s fan from Brazil tweeted this picture of her latest ink to the Two and a Half Men star saying, “This is a way of expressing my love for @aplusk.”
So what does one superfamous actor say to such an extreme gesture? “All i can say is wow,” he tweets.
(Via E!)
If he Tweeted that, he deleted it, because I didn’t see it on his Twitter feed this morning, when I woke up and shouted, “I wonder what Ashton Kutcher is thinking!” (As I do). Of course, I can totally understand Kutcher’s eagerness to hide such a beautiful fan from his wife, what with their marriage on the rocks.
But this inspired me to get a tattoo of my own to send a special message to one of my favorite people…

What, your back tattoos aren’t also in comic sans?



Damn, girl, have some self-respect. At least stan for somebody who isn’t Ashton Kutcher.
Says the girl with a giant Joss Whedon portrait on her back.
I don’t even like Joss Whedon!
Only Firefly. And not nearly enough to get a tattoo of it.
@Patty: I’m thinking she’d have way better luck with Arnold Schwartzenegger.
Odd, I have the exact same tattoo, only with Overweight Hedgehog (and proper orthography).
Memento was a pretty good movie but it could have used a crazy bitch booting Ashton Kutcher’s head in at some point. Really, that goes for any movie.
What if the crazy bitch was wearing Fozzie Bear’s fart shoes? My god, it works on so many levels.
The Lobster Dog tramp stamp looked like a growth at first. Au revoir, lunch.
I’ve always assumed that, as an answer to the tattoos chicks get here, there are Asian girls walking around with tattoos of random English words. This is the Brazilian that.
Yike. That girl is bangs away from becoming Thulsa Doom.
Look at tattoo ashton!