
Getting the logistics together to make a new America Pie movie was no easy task for Universal, and I’m sure will one day be the subject of an Entertainment Weekly cover story about how those heroes managed to milk blood from a rightfully dead franchise when all the h8erzz said it would never work. Long story short, to get it under budget, they had to cut a few corners. And apparently, one of those corners was named “Tara Reid’s salary.”
From The Hollywood Reporter:
How the studio met those challenges is a study in prolonging a franchise on a sensible budget. Production on the $50 million film, which wrapped this summer in advance of an April 6 release, was moved to Georgia to take advantage of a generous tax credit.
Then the studio played hardball with the actors, who have experienced mixed levels of success outside of the franchise.
According to sources, Universal is paying Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott a robust $5 million each, plus a small slice of first-dollar gross, to reprise their roles.
Alyson Hannigan, star of CBS’ How I Met Your Mother, is getting about $3 million. And veteran Eugene Levy, who starred in four profitable direct-to-DVD Pie films that helped make the property a billion-dollar franchise, is said to have received a payday also in the $3 million range.
The rest of the cast — which includes Chris Klein, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Natasha Lyonne, Jennifer Coolidge [Stifler's mom], Mena Suvari and Shannon Elizabeth — is being paid far less, say sources, most in the $500,000 to $750,000 range (though bonuses for some could kick in if the film is a hit, as expected).
Rounding out the list is Tara Reid, who is said to have joined Reunion for close to the $250,000 that Universal initially offered. A studio rep calls the figures “inaccurate” but declines further comment.
Now, there are two ways to look at it this. On the one hand, getting paid a third of Shannon Elizabeth, who was barely in the first one and doesn’t even show her boobs anymore, is pretty insulting. On the other, Tara Reid getting paid a quarter mil to stand around eating free food and occasionally mumble out lines she probably thinks are for Big Lebowski 2 is not only a miraculous stroke of sheer luck for Tara Reid, but an insult to anyone with a real job (obviously I don’t include myself in that statement). That’s probably what her agent* was thinking when he took the first offer. And that’s why there are so few moral agents.
*A talking duck



They really hated to waste any pies, so to represent the aftermath of Biggs having sex with the pastry, they used a shot of Reid’s stomach.
It would have been less but they kicked in an extra $25,000 for being Eugene Levy’s eyebrow groomer.
I saw Natasha Lyonne in an episode of New Girl with Zoey Deschanel, so she’s still alive people!
That won’t even pay for the adorable cartoon kitten that scrunches on her bulldog stomach for a nap. I am outraged!
Of course the figures are inaccurate. My sources tell me that Tara Reid is getting paid $250,100. See? Universal so totally NAILED us with that.
Tara Reid may be getting paid 1/20th of Jason Bigg’s salary, but I’m willing to bet she’s had 20x as many successful blowjobs in her life.
When asked if he had any plans for his paycheque, Eddie Kaye Thomas said he plans on paying doctors to break and heal his arm (as often as needed) in the hopes of gaining fantastic pitching skills so he can play for the Chicago Cubs
@solid–that’s ridiculous. How fantastic do you really need to be to play for the Cubs? Leave the arm broken and he could still start for the Orioles.
/baseball humor is catnip to FilmDrunkards
They’re actually paying Biggs with 5,600 mediocre hooker blowjobs.
@Larry I’ll have to take your word on it, I don’t follow sports too closely. I just wanted to make a Rookie of the Year reference, and didn’t feel like shoehorning it into a post where it would make even less sense
I’ve seen the script and there’s a part where Alyson Hannigan wants to do something kinky for their anniversary, so she hires a hooker to give him a BJ. But she screws up and hires a midget Filipino for $300 bucks and all she does is talk and wants to double her pay for the sex but they can’t get any money out of the ATM so they send her home. They try again later with a big fake boobed hooker but Biggs can’t keep it up and they send the hooker home after having nearly spent $900 for something they could have gotten a lot cheaper if they just went to backpage.com and didn’t even get BBJTCIM.
I know what you’re thinking, preposterous, right? But it is a comedy, so it doesn’t have to be realistic.
Shoehorn? Make even less sense? Boy am I in the fucking wrong place.
That’s no way to thank her after she helped Quaid start the reactor and everything!
Nice Photoshop btk, boss.
A fraction of the talent equals a fraction of the pay, it’s as simple as that. And yes, by “talent” I mean “normal-looking boobs.”
Seriously, why the fuck isn’t Trejo in a Cosby sweater in this Photoshop…and all Photoshops going forward on this damn blog?
I was going to ask why Vince Vaughn isn’t making this a la mode with his ice cream cone, but Murderface is right. That sweater-wearing Trejo needs to be in EVERYTHING.