Bruce Robinson's adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson's Rum Diary finally hits theaters October 28th, after beginning filming two years ago. It promises to win Johnny Depp just enough goodwill that you can't fully hate him when he shows up in the next Bruckheimer turd. I guess I can't blame him for that. Anyway, today we've got 20 new pictures and two new clips, the first starring Amber Heard (HOT LESBIAN ALERT) as Chenault, when she first meets Thompson's Paul Kemp while skinny dipping.
She's uh... not the greatest actress. She looks like she overshot "saucy temptress" and landed on "beauty pageant contestant." I can't tell if she's cocking her head to the side sexily or about to drown. But I suppose I've forgiven hot lesbians for worse. Sidenote: Is Johnny Depp going to be doing his Fear and Loathing narration out loud for this entire movie? Because that seems weird. It'd be like Daniel Stern following Fred Savage around telling everyone what he's thinking. That would've been a hilarious Punk'd.
Who do you think's cooler, George Clooney or Aaron Eckhart? Because they're both pretty cool. They make me want to buy suits and drink scotch. Aaron Eckhart is so cool, I totally overlooked the fact that this clip involves two guys wearing sunglasses indoors.
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“What sign are you?”
“Pisces, the fish.”
“Riiiight…”, knowing wink, “…a round of antibiotics should help clear that up, good day!”
I want to believe Johnny Depp was too close to Hunter S. Thompson let them make a bad version of this story, but when I look at these stills, I get the feeling this might be a coin toss as to whether this movie sucks or is good. I mean, is that Giovanni Ribisi?? No. No. No.
That last pic was taken moments before or after Steven Seagal burst through the wall or any other wall in a tank or cruise liner. It’s hard to keep track of these days.
Die Heard With a Vagineance
The point is, just like a spic to whip out his cock at a tank battle.
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Johnny Depp AND weird eyewear?! Groundbreaking.
If I was Daniel Stern, I’d just spend every day hiding behind things and narrating whatever the closest person was doing, peppered with a little shallow introspection just loud enough for them to think they’d started to go crazy.
Then i’d throw in a couple things about raping or killing or just waggling dicks around to see how Son of Sammy I could get.
Aaron Eckhart is a Mormon. And that’s gross.
Rum is good.
@DEVO
You scared me for a second. Apparently he was raised Mormon but he doesn’t really consider himself one anymore. That almost ruined him for me.
Did you say Mormon or Moron?
Cause I can’t tell them apart. Hi-oh
Ha! Lesbian doesn’t even know the difference between astronomy and astrology!
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