Piano Pug may not have the musical skills of keyboard cat, but the motherf*cker can sure dress. |TDW|

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Play With Leather Free Fantasy Football With Draftstreet And Win $250 For Week 6 |With Leather|

Did you see the Avengers trailer yet? |FilmDrunk|

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The 10 Most Disgusting Meals in Cinematic History |UPROXX|

Jaleel White to Host Syfy Game Show |Warming Glow|

JCVD & Hilary Swank: ‘Sorry for Partying’ |Film Drunk|

23 Famous People You Didn’t Know Were Mormon |Buzzfeed|

TV chef claims eating puppy meat is no worse than pork, and also likely to fetch more in the market |FARK|

Courtney Stodden is retarded, and yet can spell. Tis a mystery. |TheSuperficial|

10 brilliant Halloween costumes. |MentalFloss|

Bear cubs on a hammock. |Dogandponyshowwebsite|

In honor of Occupy Wall Street, 9 films that were protested. |ScreenJunkies|

Seal Man is my new favorite gif. |HolyTaco|

10 Gimmick Characters that Made Pro Wrestling Even More Ridiculous Than It Already Is |Smoking Jacket|

Restaurant Customer Leaves Negative $2 Tip and Tells the Waitress to Lose Weight. Waitress later says “I have the biggest tits on the hill since Lindy West moved.” |The Daily What|

Wishlist: 12 Nominations for Future ‘30 for 30’-Style ESPN Documentaries |Brobible|

Fun with Penis Confusion: Comparing Alison Brie’s Cleavage to Joel McHale’s Buttcrack |Pajiba|

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