
Steve McQueen’s latest film, Shame (that’s the black, British, not-dead Steve McQueen) played the Venice film festical to rave reviews last month, and hits theaters December 2nd, smack in the middle of Oscar season. The film, which stars Michael F. Assbender as a sexy sex addict (THE SEXIEST ADDICTION), has a new trailer you can watch below the jump. It features the line (delivered by Fassbender’s boss):
“Your hard drive is filthy. I mean, it is dirrrty.”
That’s right, Michael Fassbender likes to watch. I hope that becomes this year’s “you’re changin’ that boy’s lahfe.” This movie is for you, FilmDrunkards.
Shame is directed by Steve McQueen, who also wrote the script with Abi Morgan. The controversial and sexual drama stars Michael Fassbender as a 30-something living in New York City who can’t control his sex life and sexual desire, and things get thrown out of whack when his “fragile” sister, played by Carey Mulligan, moves into his apartment. Fox Searchlight says, “Steve McQueen’s courageous exploration of modern life’s extremes is breathtaking. He has crafted an extraordinary film that probes some of the deepest and darkest issues ever portrayed on screen.” [FirstShowing]
Whoa, hold the phone, Carey Mulligan plays someone fragile? Hot dog, now I’ve seen it all. That chick’s like a wounded dove made of porcelain. Sorry, not my type. Me, I like a girl who’s sturdy, can take punch. Built like a Clydesdale made of meatball subs.



Doesn’t this dude know about streaming?
Maybe the boss meant that his hard drive literally was filthy, and need to be cleaned with a cloth. But then, that would be a dull movie: “MICHAEL FASSBENDER IS ADDICTED…TO NOT BEING TIDY IN ‘SLOB’. Also starring Carey Mulligan as his fragile sister.”
Seriously, who still keeps porn on their computer?
I NEED HIGH-DEF, OKAY? I CAN’T JERK OFF TO PIXELLATED CRAP ANYMORE, I’M NOT A CHILD!
“The name’s not Romeo… It’s Magneto.”
/has sex with robber
The trailer won’t play on my computer, so I’m just going to assume he’s jerkin’ it and making this face alot:
[cdn2.screenjunkies.com]
Let the assbending commence
Oh balls. Broken link.
[www.screenjunkies.com]
Hey, sometimes your internet connection goes down for a while… if you don’t have a small backup cache of porn on your computer you’re a fucking amateur.
That’s why some of us have imaginations. What’s that unicorn with a dildo horn, you wanna grease me up? Be right back, fellas.
Or a kamiko tan
I like how they quickly establish that F Assbender’s character is a sex addict b/c he holds the door open for that chick just so he can look at her ass. I can relate to that because . . . OH MY GOD! YOU GUYS! I AM A SEX ADDICT TOO!!!
I’m ust f’n with you. I already knew that. Call me ladies.*
*not you Al, I can’t compete with the raw horsepower of the Armada.
Also, anybody ever wondered what it’s like at a Sex Addicts Anonymous (SAA) meeting?
Erswi – “Hi, my name is Erswi and I like to f*ck.”
All – “Hi Erswi, we like to fuck too.”
Erswi – “Really? Looks like I came to the right place!”
* dogpile orgy ensues*
So…what, an 80% chance of incest?
Special cameo by Seth Rogen as Dirty Randy from the League or GTFO.
What Sex-Addict Robocop says to every partner in bed:
“Dead or alive, you’re cumming with me.”
oh man, so I take he he tries to Assbend his own sister? 4chan’s gonna love this
Stay tuned for my upcoming movie, “Shayme”, about a dyslexic sxe addict.
What the heck is wrong with his knee?
@TokenBlackGuy and Watanabex: Wikipedia gives it the “Incest in fiction” tag, so it looks like this will be what it sounds like when wounded doves made out of porcelain cry.