Here’s the video that got Hank Williams Jr. “fired” (I didn’t realize he was still employed). “Obama! Biden! The Three Stooges!” Williams replied. “That’s only two,” Steve Doocy pointed out. Hahahahahahahahaha. “Hank Williams Jr., who knows a little about politics too.” Um, no. To quote Brendan from the Frotcast: “All my rowdy friends are here with a rope!” |RollingStone|
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What They Did This Summer: A Look In Pictures At The NBA’s Stars During The Lockout |With Leather|
Arrested Development Cast Reuniting for 10 More Shows & A Movie (No, Seriously This Time) |Film Drunk|
This week’s Frotcast has Joe King’s stand up. If you don’t listen, you’ll never know what “if that falcon tells you to make come, you damn well better fill his dish” means. |Frotcast 67|
I like this Battleship Shots idea way better than the Battleship movie idea. |AfternoonSnoozeButton|
New Book: Diddy Had Tupac Killed, Suge Knight Had Biggie Killed |UPROXX|
Aussie Sets New Land Speed Record For Motorized Couches |Gamma Squad|
Kenan Thompson Is Marrying This. |Warming Glow|
I don’t know what the hell this girl was doing, but her little brother is a star. |GorillaMask|
Doug Hutchison must really like tits if he’s willing to put up with this terrifying, dead-eyed freakshow. |TheSuperficial|
Oh look, I found a picture of your mom. |Videogum|
5 People Older Than Andy Rooney. |ScreenJunkies|
Twin Peaks as an Atari game. |MentalFloss|
Meet the new Muppet, “food insecure Muppet.” Uh, what? |TheDailyWhat|
I know this isn’t the preferred nomenclature, but this Chinaman has two faces. |Buzzfeed|
High School Football Player Quits Team to Become Cheerleader |Brobible|
The 20 Most Successful Christian-Themed Films of All Time |Pajiba|
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Nice to see Bob Zmuda dust off the old make-up kit. Anyone know when Hank Williams will be appearing on WWE Raw?
Oh look, I found a picture of your mom.
The one good thing about having a dead mother is that I can just say that she’s dead whenever some jackass tries to make any type of “your mom” joke. If they have a sense of humor, it’s the only really effective comeback. If they are a gash that feels bad when I say it, then I can just mock or hate on them for being weak in their convictions when trying to tell a shitty joke.
Holy shit I just saw the trailer for the Timberlake “action” movie. Within 3 seconds, my wife started laughing.
I don’t see how your Mom being dead makes one bit of difference. Few are that picky around here.
HW Jr. is a creepy ‘neck who inherited a lot more money than talent from his father, but I don’t think he actually compared Obama to Hitler exactly. What he seemed to say was that Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu would not have been a great idea, probably because Jews have no short game. And you wouldn’t want Asians to complete the foursome because they suck at driving. Zing! Oh, me.
Hank Williams Jr. looks like Will Sasso playing Kenny Rodgers playing Hank Williams Jr.
“So how many holes you want to play today, Adolph?”
“NEIN!!!”
Hank Williams Jr. understands politics like Tom Cruise understands psychology.
I for one love it when the American public goes apesh*t over something like this. I don’t recall this type of uproarious furor when Madonna referred to W as Saddam. Anyone?
Last time Hitler played golf with a Jew he stole the quarter he was using as a golf ball marker. Some historians say that’s why he started the Holocaust
“I’d rather be thur lookin’ at Gretchen…”
…to satisfy scientific curiosity or something? That woman’s a slightly more tolerable Nancy Grace. I hope that woman burns in a cunt fire (that’s a thing, right?)
“Keenan Thompson Is Marrying This… Post-Op Tranny” goes down a little better.
DON’T DO IT KEENAN!! SHE’S ONLY MARRYING YOU FOR YOUR-
…money?? Th-that can’t be right?
I don’t recall this type of uproarious furor when Madonna referred to W as Saddam.
And yet a Google search reveals 5,500,000 hits for the quote. Clearly, no one paid attention when Madonna — a recluse who never tries to shock people — made her outrageous comparison.
And remind me, what exactly did she say? “I believe that George Bush and Saddam Hussein are both behaving in an irresponsible manner. So, in that respect, they’re alike.”
She thought George W. Bush was “irresponsible”? Oh my God, Madonna is history’s greatest monster!
So, in fact, Hank Williams Jr. knows nothing about politics?
Who knew?
I’m with you politically, Otto.
But make no mistake, Madonna is history’s greatest monster.
@Shop 101 I would expect nothing less than absolutely brutal jokes here, and I appreciate them. I was just making a general observation.
*tips hat*
Didn’t mean to bust your balls, it’s just so rare that corpse fucking comes up in conversation nowadays.