We haven’t heard much from Haley Joel Osment since his DUI arrest when he was 18, and it seemed like maybe we had lost the innocence that first graced our lives in Forrest Gump and later as a little boy with AIDS in “Walker, Texas Ranger.” But Osment, now 23, is still very much an actor, earning rave reviews for his performance in the play, Red, and returning to the big screen this year in Montana Amazon, which much more importantly stars Alison Brie.
But all of that aside, let’s talk about that picture up there. Oof. Val Kilmer’s an actor, not a dietitian.
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“What do you mean you never saw those movies?… Well, do you remember that little kid from ‘Jerry Maguire’? Yeah? I ate him”
a little boy with AIDS
AIDS is actually a great way to lose weight.
Currently starring in The Sixth Serving.
We’ll find out years down the road when his “E! True Hollywood Stories” episode airs that he followed in the esteemed footsteps of his actor-mentor, Kevin James, and spent all his movie money on trough after trough of McDonald’s cheeseburgers
“I ate three lunches out of the breakroom. Now each person whose lunch got eaten must eat three other peoples’ lunches. Pay it Forward, bro!”
Looks like he stopped looking for the Blue Fairy and headed for the White Castle.
The twist ending is that Bruce Willis was actually a huge bag of Taquitos!
He’s actually an internal food taster for the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.
He’s prepping for his role in the play Fed.
A.I.: Artificial Ingredients
He should have opted for the child star cocaine habit.
@Assmode, Dingus–The sequel is called A.I. D.S. Fake boy gets the cyber HIV, loses robogunt. His love is real. But he is not. Wear a condom. Hide the crullers.
“I’m just big boned, Bro,” he seems to say.
Pictured: Software bloat.
He still looks like a Muppet.
Just a fatter one.
Is that Fat Mac’s kid brother?
Fat Kilmer its just channeling his inner Marlon Brando
Wouldn’t “I eat dead people” have been funnier? With that claim they might give him a recurring role in the Walking Bread, uh, Dead I mean.
He has a serious case of bitchy tiny mouth. How’d he fit all that food int there?
“You got a misshaped head”
He excitedly accepted the offer for ‘Montana Amazon’ as soon as his agent told him he’d be “working with Brie”.
More like Haley Joel OMELETTE! AMIRITEGUYS?!?
I’m pretty sure that’s Frank Caliendo.
I see chicken wings.
Colm Meaney
“Walker told me I have diabetes.”
“I see dead people, bro.”
Boner time!!
“I see KFC’s Double Down. Four of them. And they look delicious. NOM NOM NOM”
He looks like an out of shape Chael Sonnen or an in-shape what everyone wishes Chael Sonnen looked like.
Fat cunt.
That is all.
He looks like Frank Caliendo doing an impression of James Vanderbeek.